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Unbridled Rage/eps12
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Summary
Znex goes on A MAGICAL ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME.
List of What's Being Parodied (In The Order in Which it's being Parodied)
- Time travel episodes
- Cheering the main character
- "Thank you very much"
- Talking animals
- Instant plot change
- Youtube jokes
- Instant awe at a new time
- My Zharanakuva and First Chaos ;(
- Convenient plot devices/anatomy that prevents character from being killed
- No paradoxes
- This episode
- Author's whinings about their lack of skills
Transcript
{Open up on Znex dancing in front of a mob of turkeys. Instant cheering when over.}
ZNEX: Thank you very much.
{Znex takes off his top hat and throws it into the crowd. A turkey grabs it.}
TURKEY 1#: {mumbles incoherently (as she catched it with her beak)}
ZNEX: Hey look, I've got to go on A MAGICAL ADVENTURE THROUGH TIME. See you all!
{Znex warps through time as the turkeys sadly wave their goodbyes.}
A MONTH LATER...
{Znex reappears.}
ZNEX: Wow, I appeared a month later! AWESOMENESS!
{A giant dinosaur rampages through the city.}
DINOSAUR: RAAAARGH I'M GONNA EAT YOUR PARENTS
ZNEX: Oh noes, whatever shall I do? I know!
{Znex warps up behind the dinosaur and kicks it in the head.}
DINOSAUR: Lolololololol, you can't kill me, I'm an important character!
{Znex blasts it in the head. 'Tis dead.}
DINOSAUR: {spontaneously comes back to life} HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm still alive!
{The dinosaur eats Znex and chews him up. He is crushed and slowly being digested.}
{Znex re-appears in front of the dinosaur.}
ZNEX: You can't kill me, I'm the MAIN character!
TEN YEARS OF INSANE GODMODDING LATER...
{Znex stabs the dinosaur in the brain and it dies FOR REALZ THIS TIME.}
ZNEX: Yays, I win. I totally should've done that ten years ago, though. LET'S GO
TEN YEARS EARLIER
ZNEX: You can't kill me, I'm the MAIN character!
{Future Znex appears and stabs the dinosaur in the brain and it dies.}
FUTURE ZNEX: Yays, I win!
THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSES BECAUSE OF PARADOX
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