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Summary

Roxas and a certain parodic Organization XIII member fight until one of them is the victor. After that, the winner is sent to the Federal Bureau of Misused Filler for unknown reasons. Randomness ensues.

List of What's Being Parodied (In The Order in Which it's being Parodied)

1. Combinations of two characters from an original work; the two characters usually don't mix well, example being Homestar and Strong Bad
2. Original characters fighting against a main character from an original and [eventually] replacing them
3. Organization XIII should change its name to Organization I (for Roxas only) or something. There are no longer just 13 members (excluding No. 0, of course)
4. The random killing-off of certain characters (Ex. Red-shirts in Star Trek)
5. In fanfiction, the general idea of making certain characters out-of-character for miscellaneous reasons. In here, Namine is out-of-character for simple amusement and character exploitation.
6. Pizza delivery scenes. Usually they're awkward scenes in movies.
7. Multi-tasking. Most filler episodes have this element in there.
8. Shows involving an office. And how getting a job in the Kingdom Hearts world would be a cinch (with Namine as a friend, that is)
9. The manager has to be weird, and Homsar qualifies as weird. Homsar is in-character for amusement.
10. Super Sam. And his banhammer, too.
11. Villainous duos (i.e. Scratch and Grounder, Team Rocket, etc.) and how pathetic they truly are.
12. Tornadoman from Megaman 9; people should start with him first because Plugman is hard.
13. YouTube Poop jokes, especially Pingas.
14. I do not understand why minions do not question their overlord's motivations. Are they really that stupid?
15. Abrupt endings that are abrupt.

Transcript

{Cut to Cyrus the Lucario in an office in front of the Atom Connector. Homestar and Strong Bad are both inside the two entrances of the machine.}

CYRUS: Hold your positions for a few seconds.

{Homestar and Strong Bad roll their eyes as they get trapped in a glass barrier while the machine is booting up. When the machine is finished, Strong Bad tries punching the glass to no avail.}

CYRUS: Now I must operate. If my project works as I hypothesized, then you guys will unite into a single entity. Great, huh?

{The machine begins its process and both Homestar and Strong Bad are being digitally combined. The result is one-half being Homestar and the other being Strong Bad.}

CYRUS: Now... what to call you? How about Homestar Bad?

HOMESTAR BAD: Yeah no.

CYRUS: Now go be a benefit to society!

{Cyrus kicks Homestar Bad out of his laboratory}

{Homestar Bad looks up above him to find Roxas and an armless, cloaked figure combatting each other.}

ROXAS: Sheerly you jest at having Namine at all!

???: This doesn't have anything to do with her! Are you kidding me?

ROXAS: Uh, somehow our conversation mentioned her.

???: Aha! I have you distracted!

{The cloaked figure takes out a bottle of green ooze that explodes as soon as the bottle is opened. ??? lands, and Roxas' fate is unknown.}

???: I think I got him.

{Pan left to see Homestar Bad.}

???: Who are you?

HOMESTAR BAD: Name's Homestar Bad. And you?

???: Noxigar, No. 0 in Organization... meh.

HOMESTAR BAD: Organization Meh?

NOXIGAR: It used to be XIII. But, with me and only a drawer of Sora and Roxas stuff being the remaining, not-traitor members, I just say "Meh".

HOMESTAR BAD: Well, this so-called "traitor" has to be a member, too. Otherwise he can't be called a traitor.

NOXIGAR: His name before "Traitor" was "Roxas". He carried two Keyblades with such finess, I think he impressed the others so much he deceived them. Poor Demyx.

{Noxigar takes out a green tissue and blows on it.}

HOMESTAR BAD: So... what are you going to do now that you've killed your archenemy?

{Noxigar pauses. Then he takes out one of Xigbar's guns}

NOXIGAR: I'll... kill you.

{Noxigar shoots several lasers until Homestar Bad is dead.}

NOXIGAR: Heh. What fun.

{Cut to Namine's house. She is drawing Noxigar, who stands prideful atop Roxas' corpse. The doorbell rings.}

NAMINE: I wonder who that is?

{Namine opens the door. A pizza-delivery guy is at the door}

PIZZA-DELIVERY GUY: Is this the right place?

NAMINE: Yup.

{Namine gives the delivery guy a 50-dollar bill, snatches the boxes of pizza, and slams the door. She goes back inside and checks the pizza, eating a slice of pepperoni while continuing to draw. Cut to Noxigar being in a different zone.}

NOXIGAR: Uh, where am I now, Namine?

NAMINE: {offscreen} You're in Office Floor Thirty-Seven of the Federal Bureau of Misused Filler.

NOXIGAR: ... what is this Federal Bureau you speak of?

NAMINE: {offscreen} Just go talk to the manager for a job.

{Noxigar is given a suit that replaces his typical Organization XIII jacket. To cover his face, he is given a Burger King mask. His weapons are erased.}

NOXIGAR: Uh... thanks? I didn't know you could draw me.

NAMINE: {offscreen} You're connected to Sora somehow. Probably by brain and not by heart.

NOXIGAR: You're slowly having me at "off-switch" to cooperating with you. We're supposed to be a team, you know, because there are no other Organization members that exist.

NAMINE: {offscreen} Want the job?

NOXIGAR: Eh, I'll take it. Knowing you, though, it could be a trap or Roxas as my boss. And that is nightmarish.

NAMINE: Nope. Your boss is Homsar.

{Noxigar walks into the office. Homsar sits in a large chair}

HOMSAR: rrraAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa... the moon is beautiful, the sun even more beautiful!

{Noxigar magically has a resume on his left sleeve}

NOXIGAR: I meet the credentials to work here.

{Noxigar gives the resume to Homsar}

HOMSAR: Yoooouuu'rrrrree available now, Mr. No Cigar. I got close!

NOXIGAR: Hmm... can I ride the Gravy Train?

HOMSAR: Sure thing, Gravyman. Be wary of the Mega Buster.

NOXIGAR: 'Kay, so I have the job?

HOMSAR: You sure do, Super Sam.

NOXIGAR: I'm not Super Sam.

{Super Sam arrives.}

SUPER SAM: I am.

{Super Sam takes out a banhammer and smashes Homsar with said banhammer}

NOXIGAR: ... Are you my new boss?

SUPER SAM: Nope.

NOXIGAR: How unfortunate, then.

SUPER SAM: Indeed. Anyway, go find something else to do.

{Cut to Cloak and Dagger in their own lair}

DAGGER: Why are we following this guy again?

CLOAK: Because we need his powers! He even killed Roxas!

DAGGER: How is that impressive? That sounds like he needs therapy.

CLOAK: More like YOU need therapy!

{A television screen turns on. A guy costumed as Tornadoman from Megaman 9 appears}

TORNADOMAN: So... how goes the villain-killing?

CLOAK: Not good, sir. Noxigar keeps phasing in and out of worlds; it's hard to track him.

TORNADOMAN: Keep trying. My new leviathan named Pingas needs food, and Nobodies seem to be the only thing he eats!

{Television screen shuts off}

DAGGER: So the only reason we're here is to fetch Tornadoman's pet his dinner?

CLOAK: Seems like it.

{Cut back to Namine in her living room, having drawn Cloak and Dagger}

NAMINE: I think I'll leave it here.

{Namine walks towards a dining room table. End credits roll}