The Finish

Alright, only one of you can come with me.

2009 WUW: Can it be me?

2006 WUW: I don't know, man, the WUW started getting worse after I came along.

2008 WUW: Yeah right, you didn't even have the Chooms!

2005 WUW: What, those lice? Man, I had the chooms before they were chooms!

2008 WUW: And a logo made in flash.

2009 WUW: Clearly, I am the best, because I have rotating logos!

2008 WUW: And one of those is a photograph of a dog.

2006 WUW: Wait, what?

2009 WUW: It's a -- it's a Choom thing.

2007 WUW: What's a Choom?

2006 WUW: You don't know? Even I know, and I only talked with 2010 for 3 minutes.

{Pan over to 2010 WUW, slowly starving to death. Pan back.}

2009 WUW: He's gonna need to be put down.

2008 WUW: What do you mean? This problem is clearly solvable.

2009 WUW: Just give up.

2006 WUW: Why can't we just have fun?

2009 WUW: Dirty Thirdies.

2006 WUW: What?

2008 WUW: Third Gens?

2006 WUW: Oh, wow, you guys have a third generation? How are they?

{Awkward pause.}

2006 WUW: ...oh.

{Pause, as a wall lifts, to reveal fog behind. Super Sam steps out.}

SUPER SAM: Alright, well, you suck, you suck, and you suck differently. 2008, you're coming with me.

2009 WUW: Wait, what?

2006 WUW: Yeah, you're not allowed to take 2008.

2009 WUW: Yeah, the story is that you always go with the latest.

2010 WUW: {wheeze}

SUPER SAM: But if the WUW ever had a peak, it was at the beginning of 2008. C'mon, you're coming with me.