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{Bluebry is sitting in his house, which contains a phone and only a phone}

"I wonder who I shall call next? I can't lose this contest with myself." repeated Bluebry in his own head

{Bluebry fatefully picks up the phone, in multiple camera angles. The phone glares at Bluebry, even though it has no eyes}

"Well, better get on with it - no use stalling." joked Bluebry's inner monologue

{Bluebry gives a slight, soundless chuckle}

{Bluebry picks up the phone, then begins to look back and forth between the numpad on the phone itself and the charger}

"I wonder which one I should choose?" questioned Bluebry.

{A soft, classical, ambiet piece plays over the speaker. Jumpcuts take place between the numpad on the phone and the one on the charger. Finally, Bluebry punches in some numbers.}

"I hope that wasn't the wrong number." thought Bluebry, nervously.

{The phone picks up, and a shocked Bluebry puts the phone to his ear.}

PIZZA CLERK: Hello, would you like to order any pizza?

"Oh, I must have dialed the wrong number..." thought Bluebry without thinking.

{Bluebry hangs up.}

BLUEBRY: Oh, what have I done?

{Bluebry picks up the phone once more again, and dials a different number.}

PIZZA CLERK: This is the pizza place, may I take your order?

BLUEBRY: I would like a pepperoni.

PIZZA CLERK: I am sorry, we are out of pepperoni.

{Bluebry pauses.}

PIZZA CLERK: Sir?

BLUEBRY: Yes, I am still here. I guess I will just take a cheese pizza.

PIZZA CLERK: What size?

BLUEBRY: Let me think about that?

{Bluebry pauses, and shifts from one foot to another. His feet are getting tired.}

BLUEBRY: I think...

PIZZA CLERK: ...therefore I am!

{Bluebry and Pizza Clerk give a half-hearted, socially acceptable, laugh.}

BLUEBRY: I was thinking I'd take a medium.

PIZZA CLERK: We will get right on that.

{The phone goes dead. Bluebry gently puts the phone down.}

"I am regretting my decision, now." Bluebry thought.

{Bluebry is regretting his decision}

{Bluebry's phone rings again. He picks it up. Soulja Boy is on the other end.}

SOULJA BOY TELL EM: HEY LISTEN HERE I GOT A NEW DANCE FOR Y'ALL IT'S CALLED THE SOULJA BOY

{Soulja Boy does the Soulja Boy dance. Bluebry joins in the dance.}

The End

THE JOKE

• Bluebry is lactose intolerant
• Pizza Clerk and Bluebry are both gay and hold unrequited love for each other but neither one knows the other one is gay