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STAN: Hmm... if I want to get out, I've gotta think like a smart person who does things with his brain. Now, what would I do in a situation like this?

{Stan strokes his chin.}

STAN: ... DAMN! I wish I had a beard to stroke!

• Check out this room.
• Go look in the kitchen.
• Head upstairs.