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LIFE: The Game/yeshelp
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You squeeze your way out of your mom's junk. Your aunt has made you a bank account with 1000 bucks. These are your stats: (randomly generated, don't blame me if your stats suck.)
Gender:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}} | 1=Male | 2=Female}}
Charm:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}} | 1=Charming as a rock | 2=Displeasing | 3=Not so charming | 4=Kinda charming | 5=Charming | 6=Pretty Charming | 7=Cool | 8=Awesome | 9=Super Charming | 10=Omega}}
Intellegence:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}} | 1=Retarded | 2=Stupid | 3=Dumb | 4=Less Smart | 5=Adverage | 6=Smart | 7=Intellegent | 8=Genius | 9=Gifted | 10=Brainchild}}
Attractiveness:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}} | 1=Ugly as Ur Mum (aka, real real ugly) | 2=Gross | 3=Ugly | 4=Unattractive | 5=Attractive | 6=Above adverage | 7=Hot | 8=Sexy | 9=Gorgeus | 10=Omega Sexy}}
STRONGNESS:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}} | 1=Weak old man | 2=Weakling | 3=Lesser | 4=Able | 5=Firm | 6=Strong | 7=Tough | 8=Bodybuilder | 9=Epic | 10=Superman}}
WRITE IT DOWN! Now, continue...
