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Guess who's coming to dinner./Ryan
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{A knock is heard on the door.}
DEMYX: {Runs onscreen.} I'll get it! {Opens door}
CODY: Hey! You're that Kingdom Hearts boss!
DEMYX: ...What?
BADSTAR: {Walks in} He doesn't know he's from a video game, yet...
DEMYX: What?
BADSTAR: Nothing.
RYAN: Hey! You're that attourney guy!
BADSTAR: ...What?
RYAN: Badstar Strunner: Ace Attourney? {holds up game box}
BADSTAR: ... I think my brain just exploded.
RYAN: Okay, so what are we here for?
PTER: I think it's a dinner party or summat.
ZAREL: Dinner? Sweet! I'm starved!
KYUBII: {Walks in} Hi Pter! ...And Ryan! And Cody! And... um... giraffe?
ZAREL: I'm a dragon, you dolt. The name's Zarel.
KYUBII: ...Pter, who the hell is this jackass?
PTER: Er...an old friend of mine...back...before Free Country.
KYUBII: ...So... you knew him longer then me.
PTER: Come on, dude. Don't get jealous again.
KYUBII: ...What do you mean again!? Are you talking about... the Fang incident? Come on, I was NOT jealous! ... I just felt like locking him in a closet.
ZAREL: So...what's to eat?
BADSTAR: I MADE HAM {Wellface}
ZAREL: YES! {steals ham}
KYUBII: Hand off, err... ferret! Thats for everybody!
RYAN: Can't we just have dinner together? Zarel, put the ham down.
ZAREL: Aww...
KYUBII: Thats not even cooked...
BADSTAR: I'll go cook this... you guys... hang out for awhile.
{Badstar grabs the ham and runs off}
KYUBII: Come on Pter, I have somebody I want you to meet.
{Kyubii walks off with Pter}
CODY: So...you guys ever seen any of my cool gadgets?
DEMYX: No, I don't think so.
CODY: Well, there's my shock gun, my flash grenades, my barrier ball, and then I have-
RYAN: Ehehe...Cody, that's enough...
{Cut to Kyubii and Pter walking into the living room. Shiela is there}
KYUBII: Pter, this is Shiela. ...She's my girlfriend.
PTER: Hello, there! I was Kyubii's friend from the early days.
SHIELA: Nice to mee-
KYUBII: THATS RIGHT, GIRLFRIEND! I HAVE ONE AND YOU DON'T!!! HAAAA!!! {Does the worm}
SHIELA: {To Pter} I love him, but he really is an idiot...
ZAREL: I agree...
KYUBII: {Stops} ... {Looks at Zarel angry} AT LEAST I'M NOT A TOTAL JACKASS!!!
ZAREL: No, my friend. That's Austin or Tom's job.
KYUBII: Heh, that was a pretty good one... I gotta remember that... BUT I'M WATCHING YOU, YOU STUPID... ummm... CAMEL!
ZAREL: Whatever. So...is Badstar almost done?
KYUBII: I don't think s-
BADSTAR: {Offscreen} DONE!
ZAREL: SWEET SALVATION!
KYUBII: Well, I'm gonna go... wash my hands... {Runs off laughing evily}
{Later...}
ZAREL: {repeatedly banging on table} HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM-
{Ryan smacks Zarel in the face, causing his head to spin around. Zarel stops it}
ZAREL: Whoa...dizzy now...
BADSTAR: Well, lets ea-
{All of a sudden Ninja Fox leaps from the air and lands on the table}
PTER: Oh, COME ON.
NINJA FOX: I AM THE ALMIGHTY NINJA FOX. PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH YOU... Ox?
ZAREL: DRAGON. Can't we just EAT?!
NINJA FOX: Yes, you shall eat... MY NINJA FURY!!! {Pulls off Zarel's head and throws it out a window}
CODY: Okay...what the hell is going on here?! All of a sudden this new guy comes along, and you treat him like dirt! Hold on...I'll go get Zarel...or at least his head. {walks out}
NINJA FOX: {Pulls out a ninja star} And when his head comes... I'll be ready.
{Cody walks in with Zarel's head, Ninja Fox throws his star, but Cody activates his barrier ball. The star deflects off the barrier and into a window.}
NINJA FOX: ...Uhhhhhh... POOF!!! {Runs off. Kyubii walks in}
KYUBII: Hi guys! Sooo... what did I miss?
{Everyone is glaring at Kyubii}
KYUBII: ...What?
ZAREL: Why do you think my head is in Cody's hands?
CODY: Oh. That reminds me. {reattaches Zarel's head}
ZAREL: Thank you.
KYUBII: What? Whats going on?
BADSTAR: I think you know, NINJA FO-
{Ninja Fox runs by.}
BADSTAR: ... WHAT THE CRAP!?!?
ZAREL: Di...but..he...and...ninja...and...fox...and me...guh...brain...hurts.
RYAN: Were there just TWO Kyubiis?
BADSTAR: I'll get to the bottom of this! Its... {Pulls ninja clothes off of Ninja fox.} ...NOTHING!?
CODY: He must be using a shadow clone!
BADSTAR: NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD-
KYUBII: HOW THE CRAP DID YOU KNOW!?
CODY: Thank you, overrated anime!
{A few seconds later...}
{Everybody is eating}
KYUBII: So, Veral... out of curiousity... ever been an ex-con? Or been in a mental institution for deranged pyscho killers?
ZAREL: Nope.
KYUBII: ...Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
PTER: So...what made you go with Badstar anyway?
KYUBII: Well, it was kinda lonely in my house. And my cat ran away cause I accidentally kicked him... out the window... jeez, what a baby! Friggin' cat... anyway, Badstar let move in.