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Summary

Conchris and Co. have to leave Free Country USA to go back to the Far Off Lands, where they came from.

Cast (In no particular order): Conchris, Cruroar, Cruria, Cooksar Baker, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Chrionroar, Bubs, Homsar, Mr. Person

Transcript

{Fade into The Field, Conchris, Cruroar, Cruria, Chrionroar and Mr. Person stand behind the line which reads "The Border"}

CONCHRIS: Well, I guess this is it. Goodbye Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Bubs, Homsar and err... everyone else I forgot to mention.

HOMESTAR: Oh don't worry! We'll try to miss you!

STRONG BAD: {with obvious sarcasm} Yeah! We will!

BUBS: Aww man! Now one of my best customers is leaving!

HOMSAR: Goodbye to good pie!

COOKSAR BAKER: I know that we're all given one-liners but goodbye, Conches. I'll miss you.

MR. PERSON: Well, should we get a move on? The sun's about to rise.

CONCHRIS: Ah, yes. Let's go...

{Cut to The Field, again, all characters are completely black, Conchris and Co. walk offscreen whilst sad music plays in the background}

CONCHRIS: I'll miss them...

{Cut to a blank screen, the words fade in reading, "Five Hours later" and then fades out after three seconds to a forest}

CRUROAR: How long do we have to travel? My little Cheat-like legs are starting to ache!

CONCHRIS: Not much farther now...

{A sudden flash of bright light envelopes the screen, it then quickly disappears and two humans stand where Cruroar and Cruria once stood}

CRUROAR: What the?!

CRURIA: Huh?

CONCHRIS: Humph, I knew this would happen. Upon entering the border, all characters due for a change, change.

CRUROAR: Sweet!

CONCHRIS: But that also means that your personality had to be totally rewritten and you won't remember the first thing about Free Country USA.

CRUROAR: What's Free Country USA?

CONCHRIS: Umm... nevermind, let's keep going...

{Fade out to black, more words fade in reading, "Two hours later" and then fades out after three seconds into a city at night}

CONCHRIS: Well, we made it here.

CRUROAR: Is this it?!

CHRIONROAR: I has cheeseburger?!

CONCHRIS: From here on out, this will be our new setting.

CRUROAR: Setting?!

MR. PERSON: So, am I classified as a villain or a good guy?

CONCHRIS: You're classified as a good guy, a know-it-all who likes being smug.

MR. PERSON: Humph.

CONCHRIS: Also, you Cruria. You're getting a name change.

CRURIA: Huh? To what?

CONCHRIS: Cieeia, now I won't be able to confuse you with Cruroar.

CIEEIA: Neat!

CHRIONROAR: DO I WIN ANYTHUNG?!

CONCHRIS: No, no you don't. I see you're the designated random-acting character for this email show from here on out.

CHRIONROAR: WHOOPEE!

{Chrionroar suddenly flies offscreen and starts running on the buildings in the background during the next three lines}

CONCHRIS: Right, now that we've got that settled. Let's go!

{The screen suddenly becomes sketchy}

MR. I.M NARRATOR: And that is how Con_email.wue is starting off on.

{The Paper comes down reading, "Do I get a comeback too?"}

MR. I.M NARRATOR: Yes, yes you will.

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