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Another Crap-mail, Strong Sader moves in
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Transcript
CONCHRIS: Guess what? To start the first day of the new year, I'm going to answer an email! Yep! It's totally original!
DOS Email Active:
Dear Conchris,
We're still homeless after that moron blew our house up.
Can we move in with you?
Strong Sader + Gilbert
CONCHRIS: To answer the question, I don't think that it would be a goo-
{Cruroar comes on-screen}
CRUROAR: Oh come on! Please let them move in! Otherwise, it'll hurt your reputation and alignment!
CONCHRIS: Since when did you start talking RPG-ish?
CRUROAR: Since the author has no more ideas!
{a sound that sounds like a building collasping plays, a pause}
CONCHRIS: What was that?
CRUROAR: Oh, it's just the fourth wall, it's very unstable after all these years of learning about the outside world but not supposed to.
CONCHRIS: Great, now the wall's broken till next email, huh?
CRUROAR: Yep.
CONCHRIS: Great...
CRUROAR: Just let them move in, what could happen?
{Cut to the same room 5 days later, the computer is running on high brightness and low contrast and the table has a few chippings}
CONCHRIS: You said "Just let them move in, what could happen?" and THIS is what happened!
CRUROAR: Well, it's not my faul-
{Strong Sader flies through the room}
STRONG SADER: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!
{Strong Sader flies off-screen}
CONCHRIS: I told you. It will go wrong!
CRUROAR: Well, it's still not my faul-
{Homestar walks on-screen}
HOMESTAR: Hey guys, could you keep it down, I'm trying to sing my bread sing-a-longs and selling Swe-atshirts while I'm at it.
CONCHRIS: See? Everybody gets ticked off!
{Strong Bad walks on-screen}
STRONG BAD: Look man, if you don't let me answer my emails, I'm going to seriously punch your head off.
CONCHRIS: Eep!
{Marzipan walks on-screen}
MARIZPAN: Would you keep it down? It's scaring the cute birds away.
CONCHRIS: Err...What birds?
{Trogdor walks on-screen}
TROGDOR: SUP MORTAL? EVEN THOUGH I AM FROM DIFFERENT TIME. DOESN'T MEAN NOISE CAN'T GET THROUGH TIMELINES. SHUT UP OR I BURNINATE YOU.
CONCHRIS: I had enough! {presses a remote and cut to 5 days earlier}
CONCHRIS: Well, that was a crappy flash-forward.
CRUROAR: Did that even happen?
CONCHRIS: I don't think so, let's try and keep things under control if we let them.
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, SUP MORTAL?"}
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