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ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLLLEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????!!!!!

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Summary

Another Crap-mail, Strong Sader moves in

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CONCHRIS: Guess what? To start the first day of the new year, I'm going to answer an email! Yep! It's totally original!

CONCHRIS: To answer the question, I don't think that it would be a goo-

{Cruroar comes on-screen}

CRUROAR: Oh come on! Please let them move in! Otherwise, it'll hurt your reputation and alignment!

CONCHRIS: Since when did you start talking RPG-ish?

CRUROAR: Since the author has no more ideas!

{a sound that sounds like a building collasping plays, a pause}

CONCHRIS: What was that?

CRUROAR: Oh, it's just the fourth wall, it's very unstable after all these years of learning about the outside world but not supposed to.

CONCHRIS: Great, now the wall's broken till next email, huh?

CRUROAR: Yep.

CONCHRIS: Great...

CRUROAR: Just let them move in, what could happen?

{Cut to the same room 5 days later, the computer is running on high brightness and low contrast and the table has a few chippings}

CONCHRIS: You said "Just let them move in, what could happen?" and THIS is what happened!

CRUROAR: Well, it's not my faul-

{Strong Sader flies through the room}

STRONG SADER: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!

{Strong Sader flies off-screen}

CONCHRIS: I told you. It will go wrong!

CRUROAR: Well, it's still not my faul-

{Homestar walks on-screen}

HOMESTAR: Hey guys, could you keep it down, I'm trying to sing my bread sing-a-longs and selling Swe-atshirts while I'm at it.

CONCHRIS: See? Everybody gets ticked off!

{Strong Bad walks on-screen}

STRONG BAD: Look man, if you don't let me answer my emails, I'm going to seriously punch your head off.

CONCHRIS: Eep!

{Marzipan walks on-screen}

MARIZPAN: Would you keep it down? It's scaring the cute birds away.

CONCHRIS: Err...What birds?

{Trogdor walks on-screen}

TROGDOR: SUP MORTAL? EVEN THOUGH I AM FROM DIFFERENT TIME. DOESN'T MEAN NOISE CAN'T GET THROUGH TIMELINES. SHUT UP OR I BURNINATE YOU.

CONCHRIS: I had enough! {presses a remote and cut to 5 days earlier}

CONCHRIS: Well, that was a crappy flash-forward.

CRUROAR: Did that even happen?

CONCHRIS: I don't think so, let's try and keep things under control if we let them.

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, SUP MORTAL?"}


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