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Summary
'Cruroar answers the email, he goes into what life would be like without Conchris'
Cast: Cruroar, Some Guy, Some Other Guy, Judge Pwnzor, Homestar Runner
Transcript
CRUROAR: I'm taking over!
Dear Cruroar,
What would life without Conchris be like?
H*R 700
CRUROAR: What? Oh! Without Conchris, I would have been frozen to square and then Some Guy and Some Other Guy would find me and use me in their {types in puke green} Cheatball Games {stops typing in puke green}
{Dream sequence}
SOME GUY: Hey! Let's play Cheatball with this thing!
SOME OTHER GUY: Good Idea!
JUDGE PWNZOR: I BE REF!
{Some Guy and Some Other Guy starts kicking Cruroar around, Judge Pwnzor falls asleep and Homestar Runner comes in}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: WHAT IN PETE SAMPRAS IS GOING ON HERE?!
SOME GUY: We were just playing Cheatball and wondered if you want to play.
HOMESTAR: Nope. Just what the crap is going on here.
JUDGE PWNZOR: I SUE YOU!
{End Dream Sequence}
CRUROAR: So you see, I would be sad all the time...{sniff} Thinking about it makes me want to cry.
{The paper comes down}
CRUROAR: Wow! My first answered email! I'm so proud!
{The paper comes down another line: "Oh really?"}
CRUROAR: Yeah really!
{The paper comes down, covering the screen, with an arrow pointing to the back button.}
CRUROAR: HEY!
