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Summary

Conchris talks about the schemes he was thwarted, and goes out to thwart Mr. Person's plan to throw evil water balloons at random passerbys

Transcript

{The Owndy 777 already has the email up}

Subject: schemes

Dear Conchris,
Have you never foiled any nifarious schemes?
If so, whose and how?
Mr. Person

CRURIROAR: I hate being the new assistant, when a new assistant comes along, I'm going back to my friends, Chrionroar and Fhastine but no!

{Running noises are heard, Conchris runs in}

CONCHRIS: Sorry about that, I had to record a new show for Cooksar. {mumbles} I doubt it'll be through the roof... {talking} Anydangway, let's get this started! {reads the email out, says 'nifarious' as spelt} {typing} Well, Mr. Person, I did thwart a bunch of schemes, mainly one of them is Blue Lazor's attempt to try and destroy my email show but that was ages. So, anyway, I have foiled a bunch of schemes, like that one time Strong Bad was doing a heist on my house.

{Cut to Conchris' Living Room, it's dark, Strong Bad is attempting to pick up the TV}

STRONG BAD: Ugh! This stupid crap of a TV isn't lifting! It's like he used superglue or something. The Cheat, a little un-superglue action if you please.

THE CHEAT: (Yes, sir!)

{The Cheat uses his soldering iron to melt the super glue, which in turn sets off the alarm, Homestar comes running in}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Way-O! Way-O! Way-O! DOOOOOOOOOOT! DOOOOOOOOOT! BAWM! BAWM BAWM! DOO DEE! DOO D...

{Pan left, Conchris is standing there}

CONCHRIS: That's quite enough Homestar. Strong Bad! I knew you would try to get back at me and steal my television set!

{Everything suddenly turns old-timey}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: CURSES! {Cruril wraps Old-Timey Strong Bad in foil} Foiled again!

{Everything turns back to normal, Strong Bad is still wrapped up in foil, Cruroar is holding a roll of tin foil}

STRONG BAD: Oh no, we've been found out...

{Cut back to Conchris' Computer room, it is light again}

CONCHRIS: Anyway, the next scheme I foiled was...

CRUROAR: CONCHRIS! A GUY IS THROWING EVIL WATER BALLOONS AT PEOPLE!

CONCHRIS: That's nice...

CRUROAR: But the water balloons are stainable! PERMANENTLY!

CONCHRIS: That's it! Time to foil another scheme!

{Cut to The Field, Mr. Person is chucking water balloons at people}

MR. PERSON: MWHAHAHAHA! I knew sending that Con-guy an email can give me enough time to drench everyone! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! {coughs and chokes} I really need to work on my evil laugh...

CONCHRIS: {jumps in} You! Consider yourself foiled, Mr... uhh...

MR. PERSON: That's Mr. Person for you! And I'm unbeatable!

{Conchris pokes Mr. Person and he falls over}

MR. PERSON: NO! POKES! THAT'S MY WEAKNESS! {notices that he threw the water balloon into the air} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! {gets hit by the water balloon} NOOOOOOOO! I've been defeated! I will be back! {teleports out}

CONCHRIS: Wow, a villain who doesn't know what he is doing... Do I sense a plot?!

{Cruroar walks in and holds a sign which says "Cue Dramatic sound"}

CONCHRIS: Eh, whatever...

{Cut to Cooksar's kitchen, Cooksar is holding The Cheat}

COOKSAR: THE CHEAT! What are you doing raiding my kitchen?! You know what that means?

THE CHEAT: Meh?

COOKSAR: KICK! {kicks The Cheat through the window}

THE CHEAT: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

COOKSAR: And Strong Bad! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! {kicks Strong Bad very weakly}

STRONG BAD: Umm... ouch? Hey, square man! Get in here and get rid of him!

{Strong Mad walks in}

STRONG MAD: YOU KICK THE CHEAT! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! {punches Cooksar off the screen, Strong Bad runs out with Strong Mad, cut to Cooksar}

COOKSAR: Why hello there, pie people. It's nice to see you have a monster truck pielly....

{The Paper comes down saying, "Click here to email Harvax Conchris, can I have a break now?"}

Easter Eggs

Mr Person's EVILLEST PLAN YET!

• Clicking on "Mr. Person" when the email isn't answered brings up Mr. Person's evil plan.
• Clicking on Cooksar will play an extra scene.

Easter Egg Transcript #1

POM POM: {bubbles} (I didn't get a part in this email! That's fine then)

HOMSCHOOL WINNER: Ugh, having to appear in Easter Eggs is so annoying...

Author's Comment

4/5 - 4/5'D! No further comment here.