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Page Title: Explosion? What's an explosion?
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CONCHRIS: Okay, I got to do this email quick, there's been a disaster somewhere and I have to get there.
Subject: ExplosionConchris,
~Limoman
Please hurry there's been an explosion downtown I'll meet you the-
Oh my gosh a leg sorry Con your on your own the source of the explosion is in the center get down there now!
CONCHRIS: As if I already know that, the news "Action Cool News" is all up ons on it.
{Cut to the TV, fuzz then it displays Strong Bad at a desk}
STRONG BAD: And that's why the world is in crisis. It looks like that downtown has been exploded, The Cheat with Sky Cheat Traffic.
{Cut to The Cheat}
THE CHEAT: (Thanks Strong Bad!) {flies off-screen then on-screen, repeats every sentence} (I can see some guy, running for...) (...some building and...) (...it asploded and now...) (...there's a huge traffic running away from the exploding building...) (...oh the humanity!)
{Cut back to Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: Looks like it'll be a great day for a TRAFFIC JAM SANDWICH?
{Cut back to The Cheat}
THE CHEAT: (Not funny...) (That's a bad joke.)
{The T.V fuzzes, cut to downtown}
CONCHRIS: Shessh, how big is this downtown? I mean, come on! It's not like I want to see something interesting.
{A The Cheat holding "Yet Another The Cheat" sign flies by}
CONCHRIS: I stand corrected.
{Cut to the exterior of the building, Conchris stops outside the building}
CONCHRIS: Why am I doing this? I should be checking emails and answering them.
{Cut back to the Smandy 206, Cruroar is on it}
CRUROAR: And that's why I'm never going to end this email.
{Cut back}
CONCHRIS: Right, let's see who caused it?
{Conchris walks inside}
CONCHRIS: Wait a minute, I don't see who caused it, it could only be the work of...
{Zoom in on the shadow, it reveals to be The Poopsmith}
CONCHRIS: The Poopsmith? What the crap are you doing here?
{The Poopsmith picks up the sign that points to the right, pan right to reveal Chrionroar (Non-Concrew)}
CHRIONROAR: Oh crap! I've been found out!
CONCHRIS: Why do you do this?
CHRIONROAR: I was bored. Why else would I endanger lives?
CONCHRIS: Do you like to do that?
CHRIONROAR: Yes! It's fun watching them run away from my explosions! Crap...
CONCHRIS: CAUGHT YOU! Now you're going to Jail!
{Cut to The Field, Chrionroar is in a Cardboard Box, Strong Mad is beside it}
CHRIONROAR: Come on! Let me out!
STRONG MAD: ME NO LET WEIRDO OUT!
CHRIONROAR: LET ME OUT OR I'LL STRANGLE YOU!
STRONG MAD: NO!!!!
{Strong Mad punches the box, a yelp is heard}
CHRIONROAR: Fine, just wait until I get out! Until then, I'll just do a dance.
{The box starts moving away, Strong Mad notices and runs after it}
STRONG MAD: BOXY COME BACK!
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, err... Crapface."}
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