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Con email.exe/71
From Wuw Archive
Summary
Conchris gets out of j41l, Forest gets his/her wish, Anti-??? strikes again
Cast: Conchris, Forest, Some Science Guy, Anti-???, Homestar, Death
Transcript
CONCHRIS: How long did I stay here?
LAPPY 600C: Greetings, Conchris, you have 3 new emails.
CONCHRIS: That's rare. Rare like the shiny Pokemon!
Dear Conchris The gun should be ready by now. Also, Death has tracked me down and is now eating my leg. HELP!!! Strong Sader
CONCHRIS: Yay! {Conchris aims the gun at the ground and fires it, a portal appears} Shweet! Let's get out of here!
LAPPY 600C: Can I come too?
{Cut to Boss' Room}
STRONG BAD: {in a evil voice} Yes....
{Cut back to the portal}
CONCHRIS: No. Besides, what else should we do? Where is Forest?
{Cut to a Mad Scientist's Lab}
SOME SCIENCE GUY: Perfect... my experiment is nearly complete! This will be the first robot human ever! {inserts something it says "Fe<rest cut off>", a ding noise is heard} Ooh! That must be my nerd food! {leaves}
{A chip slides into Forest, it says "Hate"}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} DUN DUN DUN!
{Cut back to the portal}
CONCHRIS: Forget it, let's go!
{Conchris and Lappy 600C jump in, soon followed by Strong Bad and his minions}
{A flash of light englufs the screen, cut to W1K1 Main Page}
CONCHRIS: Where are we?
LAPPY 600C: W1K1, welcome to W1K1.
CONCHRIS: Shut up. I know we're in W1K1.
LAPPY 600C: Yeesh...
CONCHRIS: Now if you excuse me...
{Conchris starts walking towards the building, Anti-??? appears in front of him}
ANTI-???: STAB! {barely stabs Conchris}
CONCHRIS: That didn't hurt...
ANTI-???: Erm.... GUEST APPEARANCE!
CONCHRIS: Nope.
ANTI-???: Uhh... Help?
CONCHRIS: I can't believe bad guys are cliche.
HOMESTAR: Yeah.
CONCHRIS: Go back to your hideout, LOSER!
ANTI-???: Oh! How original!
CONCHRIS: What?
ANTI-???: Kidding! Go away! {disappears}
CONCHRIS: Well, it wouldn't get as stupid as that...
DEATH: {jumps in} Hello, enemies.
CONCHRIS: I can't believe I have more than one enemy.
HOMESTAR: And the season is falling apart!
{Everything turns sprite-ish}
CONCHRIS: Well, we can't win, Death is invincible, but... How?
DEATH: {talking, suprisingly, he has no sprite} Shut up and DIE! {shoots a laser ball}
CONCHRIS: This is annoying....
DEATH: Sure. {shoots a net laser ball}
CONCHRIS: I'm not going back into a jail cell again! {dodges it and fires a thumbed image at Death}
DEATH: Is that going to hurt? No way.
CONCHRIS: But I know all bad guy's weaknesses.
DEATH: I have no weakness, I am invincible!
{Conchris runs into Evil Characters and destroys the section saying "Death"}
DEATH: {disappearing, part of his body is displayed in Wiki Code} GAH! You idiot... You'll never free Limoman and Stupid Granny...
CONCHRIS: Oh yeah? Time for a generic Mario-style swinging. {Conchris runs up to Death and grabs his arm and then he starts swinging, after a while, he lets go} So long Death!
DEATH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo. {disappears into the air}
CONCHRIS: He'll be back, I just know it...
{The New Messages Box comes down}
