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Summary

With Chaos out of the picture for the next few emails, Ammy steps up to home plate and checks an email for Chaos.

Cast(in order of appearence): Ammy, Issun, Chaos, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Heian, Kanjiro

Places: Chaos' Basement, The Field, Bubs Concession Stand

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: December 11, 2007

Transcript

{Scene opens to Chaos, still asleep on the couch, with the BELL running. Then, Ammy and Issun walk in.}

ISSUN: Whoa! Oh, right. You all like it when Chaos checks his emails, don't you? Well, I guess we could just....I mean, the scroll isn't working, so...{Really fast} Hewouldn'tminditifweusedtheBELL,rightChaos?

AMMY: {Howl}

ISSUN: Good point.

{Ammy sits in the computer chair.}

ISSUN: This'll be easy, Right?

{Types "Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email", email appears onscreen.}

Dear Chaos, What wasy the worst day of your life?
From,
That creep that lives across the street.
You know, the one that is always stocking you? Yeah, that one.

{Clears screen}

ISSUN: {While Ammy types} Well, Convenience Store man, I have had a multitude of bad days due to simply knowing this wolf. But the worst I've EVER had, was the one where I-

AMMY: {Whines}

ISSUN: I mean WE. The one where WE had to do all of these ridiculous chores for Old Man Orange. And to re-enact this "Worst Day is Homestar Runner and friends.

{Cuts to an empty field.}

ISSUN: Homestar will be me.

{Homestar pops up with a beetle shell hat and a green light that illuminates around him.}

HOMESTAR: I'm a little guy!

ISSUN: Ammy will be played by Strong Bad

{Strong Bad pops up on dressed in white with red eyes.}

STRONG BAD: Uh...woof?

ISSUN: Now, Me and Ammy woke up one day,and BOOM- the instant we wake up, I land face down on the floor, and AMMY landed on top of me!

{Homestar falls from the sky, then Strong Bad falls and lands of Homestar}

HOMESTAR: OW!

STRONG BAD: Shut up, CrapStar.

ISSUN: Hey! Stay in character!

STRONG BAD: Oh. Uh...Woof Woof Woof?

AMMY: {Growls}

ISSUN: Ammy said her mother was a saint.

STRONG BAD: On, I give up! Get your ow-

ISSUN: 20 Bucks if you stay.

STRONG BAD: Deal! {takes $20 from Issun and hops back on Homestar}

HOMESTAR: OW! Again! Strong Bad, can you cut it out?

STRONG BAD: I...am an actor. Telling me to cut my acting out is like cutting a tooth out of a shark.

HOMESTAR: Sharks have teeth?

STRONG BAD: Shut up.

ISSUN: Anyways, when we made it up we headed over to the merchant in the center of town.

STRONG BAD: Sorry, bub. Bubs is the only thing we have that's close to a merchant.

ISSUN: Dang! Anyways... We went to the Merchant in town, but he wasn't there. Instead...was Susano, the loser.Played by Coach Z.

{Coach Z pops up onsreeen, dressed in purple with a beard.}

COACH Z: Ooh, dang! I look Snazzy!

ISSUN: Getting back on track, we-

KANJIRO: HOLD IT!

ISSUN: Hmm?

HEIAN: What did we tell you about using Chaos' Computer?

ISSUN: Uhh...not to?

KANJIRO: Chaos is gonna hunt you down when he gets up.

ISSUN: Aww, Bull-Pies!

HEIAN: No, trust me.

ISSUN: So, do we finish the Email now?

KANJIRO: Sure.

THE END!