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Ah, R-P-C. The greatest game of deciding, next to Eeny-Meeny-Miny-Moe and the old Roman Deathmatches. The objective of the game is simple; Using luck(or Drugs or God), you must defeat your opponent(s) by choosing the one element that defeats the other. Each one has it's own weakness.

Rock can beat Scissors, but not Paper. Scissors can't beat Paper, but not Rock. Paper beats everything. (And "Shoot" beats life.)

Wait...Paper doesn't beat everything. Bull. Allow me to tell you. I recently played a game in which you can steal from shops and other NPCs by playing Roshambo(SAME EXACT THING AS R-P-C). Every time I play R-P-C(and Roshambo), I ALWAYS pick paper. Now, in this game, I always pick paper, and I win 10/10 times. As a matter of fact, I even found a glitch that lets me beat every game of it with paper. Now if only I could do that with real life.

Sadly, things grow old, and Rock Paper Scissors is like, probably 1000 years old. Which is why the folks at Williams Street have adapted the fun children's game into the bloodiest fighting game since Mepit vs. Feepit. The game is called Rock Paper Scissors Extreme Deathmatch, and the objective got a lot bloodier. And still, PAPER ALWAYS WINS.

Like I said.