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NARRATOR: History has known many evil people. Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin.. But the worst of them all would probably be Henry VII Tudor. He rewrote the history books to portray Richard III as an evil man who murdered his nephews. In reality, he was a kind and loving man, with respect for anyone, young and old. Who really killed Richard III will be revealed in this.... THE BLACK ADDER!

{The opening theme comes up, showing Prince Seph riding on his black horse on a field. He falls off his horse, and starts chasing it as the name comes up. Cut to a medieval dining hall.}

RICHARD IV: SILENCE! SILENCE EVERYONE! FOR THE KING, AND MY BROTHER, RICHARD III!!

RICHARD III: Thank you brother. As we can see, we are in war. No matter what, we must fight! Fight to set Britain free from the enemy.

{Everyone cheers, including Seph, who is at the end of the table. Seph stands up.}

SEPH: HURRAY! GOD PRAISE THE KING! HURRAY! {Noticing he's the only one talking, he shuts up.}

RICHARD III: Who the hell is that?

RICHARD IV: Beats me. I'll ask my son. Son, who is it?

PRINCE: He's your other son, Seph. Remember?

RICHARD IV: Oh.

RICHARD III: PRINCE SET! WILL YOU FIGHT WITH US TOMORROW?

SEPH: I THOUGHT I WAS FIGHTING WITH THE ENEMY!

RICHARD III: {To Richard IV} What an idiot. Keep him away from me.

RICHARD IV: I'll place him with the peasants.

RICHARD III: Arrow fodder. Nice. {To Seph} NICE ONE, BE SURE TO KILL LOTS OF PEOPLE!

SEPH: I WILL!

RICHARD III: EXCELLENT! .....{Quietly.} Little turd....

PERCY: What is this madness?!?

SEPH: HEY! PERCY!! SIT HERE! PLEASE... {Points to an empty seat.}

{Percy walks over and sits in the seat.}

SEPH: Yay!! ....I Need friends....

PERCY: What is going on in here? A tea party?

SEPH: A feast for the upcoming battle! Hurrah!

{Silence.}

PERCY: Boo.

SEPH: Oh.. shaddup.