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Anime Wiki '08/Skits

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Special Rules

  1. You must identify:
    • The group you're in
    • The wiki Users in it
    • What you want to call the skit
    • A description of the skit.
  1. If I approve it, you're skit's name will be posted here and ONLY the users that signed up for it will be able to edit it.
  2. Any group can make a skit
  3. Any group can have more than 1 skit, but their preceeding skit must be completed.

So get to it!

Skits

Sand In The City(EXAMPLE)

GAARA: Hey again. I'm here with Temari,

TEMARI: Hi!

GAARA: With Kankuro,

KANKURO: Helscome.

GAARA: And Itachi.

ITACHI: Why am I in this again?

GAARA: Liability.

And se're gonna give you an example of a skit. Now remember, when writing, pretend you're on a stage. Here we go!

Skit Mode!(you won't need this when you make one. We just had so much irrelevant dialogue.)


{Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari all appear from the left wing, with Gaara holding Temari's arm.}

GAARA: Temari? I don't think we're in Kazekagure anymore.

TEMARI: {Pushes Gaara off} Get off me! Ever since we failed at invading Konoha, you've been so clingy!

GAARA: I just want to make sure i don't lose you.

KANKURO: If that isn't the saddest excuse.

GAARA: Shut up, you!

TEMARI: {Pulls out map} Anyways, where are we?

KANKURO: Good question. Check the map you just pulled out.

TEMARI:...This is a map?

GAARA: Let me read it for you.

TEMARI: {Hands Gaara map} Be my guest, littlest bro.

GAARA: It says we're at Anime Wiki 2008.

TEMARI: What makes you say that.

GAARA: {flips it over to reveal poster with logo} This is an advertisement for it.

KANKURO: I knew that....Sort of.

GAARA: {Yelling} THEN WHY'D YOU SAY IT WAS A MAP!

KANKURO: I said sort o-{looks at audience} Woah. None of these people really look like ninja. Wait! There's Itachi!

{Kankuro points at a person dressed as Itachi Uchiha, who gives a puzzled look.}

TEMARI: I think everyone over here is supposed to be ninjas. {points to group of people in a Naruto cosplay}

GAARA: Hey, Itachi! Come here!

ITACHI: Yes?

GAARA: Missing your Kisame there, aren't you?

KANKURO: Ha-ha. {Pulls out Kurosai} I bet you couldn't beat me in a fight.

{The lights turn off. And when they turn back on, Temari and Kankuro are both knocked out, in a pile.}

GAARA: Please don't hurt me! {runs offstage}

ITACHI: Well, I guess I lead the skit.

GAARA: {Pops open gourd and hops from above} Not so fast!

ITACHI: Gasp.

GAARA: I chaalenge you to a fight! {lights turn off and on again, except this time, Gaara is sitting on the floor, next to Temari and Kankuro, while Itachi is buried in sand} That's how you do it.

ITACHI: LET ME OUT OF HERE!

GAARA: Neva!

{curtains fold over, and reveal the cast again, all standing up.}

GAARA: Thank you all!

END

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