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Anime Wiki '08/Skits
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Special Rules
- You must identify:
- The group you're in
- The wiki Users in it
- What you want to call the skit
- A description of the skit.
- If I approve it, you're skit's name will be posted here and ONLY the users that signed up for it will be able to edit it.
- Any group can make a skit
- Any group can have more than 1 skit, but their preceeding skit must be completed.
So get to it!
Skits
Sand In The City(EXAMPLE)
GAARA: Hey again. I'm here with Temari,
TEMARI: Hi!
GAARA: With Kankuro,
KANKURO: Helscome.
GAARA: And Itachi.
ITACHI: Why am I in this again?
GAARA: Liability.
And se're gonna give you an example of a skit. Now remember, when writing, pretend you're on a stage. Here we go!
Skit Mode!(you won't need this when you make one. We just had so much irrelevant dialogue.)
{Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari all appear from the left wing, with Gaara holding Temari's arm.}
GAARA: Temari? I don't think we're in Kazekagure anymore.
TEMARI: {Pushes Gaara off} Get off me! Ever since we failed at invading Konoha, you've been so clingy!
GAARA: I just want to make sure i don't lose you.
KANKURO: If that isn't the saddest excuse.
GAARA: Shut up, you!
TEMARI: {Pulls out map} Anyways, where are we?
KANKURO: Good question. Check the map you just pulled out.
TEMARI:...This is a map?
GAARA: Let me read it for you.
TEMARI: {Hands Gaara map} Be my guest, littlest bro.
GAARA: It says we're at Anime Wiki 2008.
TEMARI: What makes you say that.
GAARA: {flips it over to reveal poster with logo} This is an advertisement for it.
KANKURO: I knew that....Sort of.
GAARA: {Yelling} THEN WHY'D YOU SAY IT WAS A MAP!
KANKURO: I said sort o-{looks at audience} Woah. None of these people really look like ninja. Wait! There's Itachi!
{Kankuro points at a person dressed as Itachi Uchiha, who gives a puzzled look.}
TEMARI: I think everyone over here is supposed to be ninjas. {points to group of people in a Naruto cosplay}
GAARA: Hey, Itachi! Come here!
ITACHI: Yes?
GAARA: Missing your Kisame there, aren't you?
KANKURO: Ha-ha. {Pulls out Kurosai} I bet you couldn't beat me in a fight.
{The lights turn off. And when they turn back on, Temari and Kankuro are both knocked out, in a pile.}
GAARA: Please don't hurt me! {runs offstage}
ITACHI: Well, I guess I lead the skit.
GAARA: {Pops open gourd and hops from above} Not so fast!
ITACHI: Gasp.
GAARA: I chaalenge you to a fight! {lights turn off and on again, except this time, Gaara is sitting on the floor, next to Temari and Kankuro, while Itachi is buried in sand} That's how you do it.
ITACHI: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
GAARA: Neva!
{curtains fold over, and reveal the cast again, all standing up.}
GAARA: Thank you all!
END