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Badstar can riff too/GDDTV
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Intro
{Open to a theatre. The whole room is empty until Badstar walks in carrying a bucket of popcorn}
BADSTAR: Well, lets see... my seat is... here! {Sits down in the middle row} ... {Looks around to see nobody else there} ...Thats not a good sign.
VOICE: Now for our future presentation... GDDTV! THE COMPLETE SERIES!
BADSTAR: ... {Makes a mad dash for the door. Attempts to open but the door will not budge} ... I hate my life. {Sighs and returns to his seat}
IM A BELL:{sitting beside Badstar} So you're stuck here, too?
BADSTAR: What-...how-...When the hell did you get here!?
IM A BELL: Well, you were sitting on me, until you ran off to the door.
BADSTAR: ...Huh. Well, looks like we're stuck here... wanna take advantage of this moment by being the biggest assholes possible?
IM A BELL: ...I thought we already were!
BADSTAR: So wait, for this "banner", he just shrank down the normal poses of his characters and added a poorly drawn background? ...This is the work of A GENIUS.
GDDTV follows the crazy-
BADSTAR: BECAUSE CRAZY IS ALWAYS FUNNY
adventures of Dan and friends!
IM A BELL:{chuckles} You liar.
Along the way, they meet plenty of interesting-
BADSTAR: {Bursts out laughing} Oh, you really got me there...
characters. The adventures take place mainly in Free Country USA-
BADSTAR: Wait, Free Country USA? ...He didn't...
(That title and all Homestar Runner titles are copyright to The Brothers Chaps).
BADSTAR: JESUS CHRIST HE DID {Buries face in hands} Help me... somebody...
New!!
BADSTAR: So by new, you mean like, 4 months ago?
Toons
BADSTAR: {In a stereotypical, hulk hogan-ish wrestler voice} TIME TO BRING ON THE PAIN
IM A BELL: SLAGATHOOOR! SLAGATHOOOR!
IM A BELL: This is gonna be great.
Shorts
BADSTAR: {Singing} We wear short shorts!
Holiday Toons
BADSTAR: WHY MUST YOU RUIN MY BELOVED HOLIDAY MEMORIES WITH... THESE {Cries}
Other Stuff
BADSTAR: {Sarcastic tone} Cause all those unnecessary holiday toons and shorts just WEREN'T ENOUGH.
