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IM A BELL:{walks in wearing a trenchcoat and fedora, and carrying a briefcase. He sets the briefcase on the desk, and takes off the trenchcoat} Now we wait for students...

LEMON: {walks in with a coke} Yo Bell! You teach here too?

SEPHIROTH: {Comes in.} You'll gonna have to wait a little while for Students. All of them are Freshman.

IM A BELL: ...Great. I'll... uhh... Yeah...

SEPHIROTH: I'm free. Wanna go to the bar across the street? I've got an hour.

IM A BELL: ...Eh, why not? Hold on. {warps up a cardboard cutout of Bell with a sign hanging on it's neck reading "THE PROFESSOR IS OUT"} Okay, let's go.

WOLF: Wait up, guys!

IM A BELL: O HAI THAR WOLF.

WOLF: HAI THAR. I'm a Geometry teacher with nothing to do.

IM A BELL: Good for you. We were just about to head to the bar across the street. Wanna come with?

LEMON: Oo, I'll go. Haven't hit one since 2006.

{Chaos flies in and kicks wolf in the head. A large sign, reading "DYANMIC ENTRY" follows him in.}

CHAOS: Hey, Bell. I teach band here. I heard something about a bar?

WOLF: Ow...

IM A BELL: Yeah. Wanna go?

LEMON: I'll go.

CHAOS: Yeah, but we better hurry before all the weed in the faculty toilets is gone. Wait...what am I standing on?

{Chaos realizes he's standing on Wolf.}

CHAOS: Oh, sorry, Wolf. Hey, I heard that Ryan kicked your ass and you broke into a million pieces yesterday. Any of that true?

WOLF: Nah, only like 4 or 5. Now if Austin had whooped my ass...oh jeez.

{Cut:bar. Bell walks in with Wolf, Lemon, Chaos, Raggonix, and Sephiroth}

CHAOS: Damn, I've had a rough day. {Chaos goes up to the bar and chokes the bartender until he gives him a beer.}

CHAOS: What about you guys?

RAGGONIX: Raiku sabotaged the tubes... Freshmen.

LEMON: Vinera was being a crybaby... {sigh} Freshmen.

IM A BELL: Well, I didn't have any students, so, the only thing bad about my day so far is that I was attacked by a defective me clone.

{Sephiroth gets a 3 pint glass of beer.}

SEPHIROTH: For me, Raiku kept trying to spike my drink.... FRESHMEN!!!

{Lemon gets a 10 pint glass of beer}

LEMON: Only thing to do when everyone's a freshman. {he drinks it fastly}

SEPHIROTH: Good point. Excuse me. {Lights up a cigarette then goes over to the Jukebox. He puts on "I Am the Walrus" as the song.}

LEMON: I am the walrus. Coocoo ca choo. Wait... {puts on Eleanor Rigby on} Yay.

SEPHIROTH: Actually... {Puts Come Together on.}

STAN: Well, how about... {puts on "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough}

IM A BELL: What about this? {puts on "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull} SITTING ON A PAARK BENCH! EEEYEING LITTLE GIRLS WI-ITH BAD INTENT! O-OH AQUALU-UNG!

{Sephiroth gets out his cameraphone and records Bell singing.}

IM A BELL: SSSNOT RUNNING DOOOOWN HIS NOSE! GREASY FINGERS SMEARING SHABBY CLO-OTHES! O-OH AQUALU-UNG!

{Chaos changes it to "Que Onda Quero", by Beck.}

CHAOS: See the vegetable man, in his vegetable van, with a horn that's honkin'-like-a-mariachi-band!

LEMON: This pwns. {turns on Help!}

{Chaos jams a keyblade in it, and the Jack Wall Orchestra Kingdom Hearts Compilation.}

CHAOS: I was hoping for Sanctuary, but what the hell?

IM A BELL: ...Hey, anyone want some pot?

RAIKU: I am a sophomore, but sure.

IM A BELL: ...How long have you been here?

RAIKU: Whole time.

IM A BELL: ...Right. Um, how old are you?

RAIKU: Appear 19, immortal.

IM A BELL: ...Alright. {pulls out a bag of pot joints, takes one out, throws to Raiku}

{Cross dissolve. An hour later, Chaos, Sephiroth, Lemon, Bell, and Raggonix are all sitting at a table, either High, drunk, or both. You can see a silhouette of what appears to be Wolf Vomitting outside, through a window.}

CHAOS: {High} Bell...I just noticed something about you.

IM A BELL: What?

CHAOS: Your head...is totally like, a Bell!

LEMON: Chaos, I think you're drunk. I'll also get drunk. {Drinks a hell load of beer in fifteen seconds}

{Raggonix is making out with a woman}

CHAOS: I've only smoked and/or eaten the pot. I think it's the pot. What'd you lace this with, Bell?

RAGGONIX: {Drunk} You're hot, babe.

LEMON: {Hugs Raggonix} I... I love you puppy...

RAGGONIX: Get off. Leomon. You digimon.

LEMON: PUPPY I THOUGHT YOU LOOOOOVVVED ME

RAGGONIX: I'm leaving. Here's my cell {Gives cell to Ana, the girl}

ANA: See ya.

LEMON: Tell Raiku he smells like rotten eeeegggs...

CHAOS: Ha!

IM A BELL: Um, about 10 pounds of pot. Oh, and, this bell of mine isn't really my head. It's an exoskeleton. I really look like this... {transforms into normal state, rips off bell, revealing his true form}

RAGGONIX: See you guys. {Raggonix goes home to his apartment}

IM A BELL: Man, I oughta get going, too. Ciao! {disappears}

'CHAOS: Well, nobody's a junior yet, so I can bum around here all I want!

IM A BELL:{reappears, grabs a bag of pot} Forgot my pot. {disappears}

CHAOS: Damn. May as well go home.

SEPHIROTH: Well, I'm off. {Lights up a cigar and walks out.} See ya!

CHAOS: Hey wait! I forgot to take my house key with me...can I hang out with you at your place?

SEPHIROTH: Sure. You used to having a tall building to yourself?

CHAOS: No, I've got an apartment.

SEPHIROTH: Well, you are gonna have a pleasant surprise!

LEMON: {in smart voice} If pleasant is pleasant, and surprise is surprise, Ethan must be Dolan.

SEPHIROTH: I've got an arcade, and a wide selection of rare alcoholic drinks.

LEMON: My house has a weird basement where my brother checks emails. It also has the largest swimming pool you'll ever see, a backyard beach party ready, a whole room of eating things, a flight simulation room, a room piled with goldfish crackers, AND it's a mansion. So many rooms you may get lost.

SEPHIROTH: My one is so tall you can see it from anywhere in Wiki City. Look.

{They all go outside, and Sephiroth points at the large skyscraper with the huge statue and huge TV Screens.}

SEPHIROTH: Watch this. {Presses a button on a device, and all the screens on the skyscraper become Rickrolls.}

RAGGONIX: Chaos, does your apartment happen to be one of the Valley View Apartments apartments?

CHAOS: Yeah, it's right next to the home of some rich prick.

RAGGONIX: I live in Valley View Apartments! What a coiencedence!