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You, <insert name here>, are the person reading this article, unless, of course, you're not. But that would be awkward.

[edit] Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2007

It is unfortunate that Time Magazine has made such a horrendous error in judgment in naming <insert name here> Person of the Year for 2006. I guess they didn't notice how awesome I am, and all the wonderful contributions I made to society, and me too. But <insert name here> ... <insert name here> doesn't even count!