Stupid Tim Quotes
From Wikimacs
Stupid Tim Things 2002: Silly quotes made by Tim Yang during and after WMACS 2002:
Stupid Tim Thing #1: "Gasoline smells like ice cream"
Stupid Tim Thing #2 "Maybe we’re all so sore because the beds are stiffer because there’s more gravity on the 4th floor"
Stupid Tim Thing #3: Daniel Chen: I give swimming lessons for $40 an hour Tim: Dan, can you swim?
Stupid Tim Thing #4: (Cars coming towards us out from a road, do not enter sign facing us) Tim: Hey wait, but the sign says "Do not enter!"
Stupid Tim Thing #5: (Tim, Kevin Fang, and Quentin Tai helped load stuff into a car. Tim asks for and gets the keys from Chester Tung's dad. He looks at the keys) Tim: Hey, sweet, I got the Master Key!!! Kevin: ...Tim...Master is the brand...
Stupid Tim Thing #6 (Tim and Jeffrey Ian Chen had just been pranked, and some valuables (Gio: $47; Left Volleyball shoes: $100; Raping the muthafucka who took my BoA*: priceless) had been taken. Later that day:) Mok-yi Chow: Do you know anything about the people that pranked you? Tim: No, but I'm pretty sure it happened today Ian: Tim, you just pulled a Tim.
Stupid Tim Thing #7: (In one of Barry Huang's world famous post-camp AIM chatrooms) Tim: Yea, camp is so cheap this year Tim: We don’t even get bien dan Barry: It’s bien dang, idiot Tim: Hey if Cynthia got married to Dan Tim: He’d be Dan Bien! Frances Wang: Wait a minute... Frances: It would be Cynthia Chen Frances: Not Dan Bien
Stupid Tim Thing #8: (In the lounge before bedtime one day. All are in their sleepwear) Tim (Noticing Felicite Chiang’s Black Crowes night shirt): Hey, are they like the Counting Crows, but black?
Stupid Tim Thing #9: (Tim, Mokyi, Wilson, Irene, and Daphne are JCREW looking at boxers) Tim: Hey Wilson, these boxers have holes in them! They are just like the Gap boxers I'm wearing! Wilson: Tim, um, you know what those holes are used for right? Tim: Yea Wilson, #2 right? Mokyi: Why Tim, Why?!?!?!
Back in the day: (Yes, Tim has always been dumb)
Terry: Blair's Magnet Program at work
TYang123: terry have you seen iron donkey?
CHINK a NaToR II: tim should xi a donkey's jiji XSwBladeX: Tim Hao Bin kfang 910: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIN10DO97: tim is DuMbSor dancebabe173: tim's an idiot GoT sHao BiNg: wei se muh tim zhe muh BUn?
