Stupid Tim Quotes
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'''Stupid Tim Things 2002:''' Silly quotes made by [[Tim Yang]] during and after WMACS [[2002]]: | '''Stupid Tim Things 2002:''' Silly quotes made by [[Tim Yang]] during and after WMACS [[2002]]: | ||
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| - | Stupid Tim Thing # | + | '''Stupid Tim Thing #1:''' |
| - | " | + | <br>"Gasoline smells like ice cream" |
| - | Stupid Tim Thing # | + | '''Stupid Tim Thing #2''' |
| - | + | <br>"Maybe we’re all so sore because the beds are stiffer because there’s more gravity on the 4th floor" | |
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| - | Stupid Tim Thing # | + | '''Stupid Tim Thing #3:''' |
| - | + | <br>[[Daniel Chen]]: I give swimming lessons for $40 an hour | |
| - | Tim: | + | <br>Tim: Dan, can you swim? |
| - | Stupid Tim Thing # | + | '''Stupid Tim Thing #4:''' |
| - | ( | + | <br>(Cars coming towards us out from a road, do not enter sign facing us) |
| - | Tim: Hey, | + | <br>Tim: Hey wait, but the sign says "Do not enter!" |
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| - | Stupid Tim Thing # | + | '''Stupid Tim Thing #5:''' |
| - | (Tim | + | <br>(Tim, [[Kevin Fang]], and [[Quentin Tai]] helped load stuff into a car. |
| - | [[ | + | <br>Tim asks for and gets the keys from [[Chester Tung|Chester Tung's]] dad. He looks at the keys) |
| - | Tim: | + | <br>Tim: Hey, sweet, I got the Master Key!!! |
| - | + | <br>Kevin: ...Tim...Master is the brand... | |
| - | Stupid Tim Thing # | + | '''Stupid Tim Thing #6''' |
| - | ( | + | <br>(Tim and [[Jeffrey Ian Chen]] had just been pranked, and some valuables (Gio: $47; Left Volleyball shoes: $100; Raping the muthaf**** who took my BoA*: priceless) had been taken. Later that day:) |
| - | + | <br>[[Mok-yi Chow]]: Do you know anything about the people that pranked you? | |
| - | + | <br>Tim: No, but I'm pretty sure it happened today | |
| - | + | <br>Ian: Tim, you just pulled a Tim. | |
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| - | Stupid Tim Thing # | + | '''Stupid Tim Thing #7:''' |
| - | (In | + | <br>(In one of [[Barry Huang|Barry Huang's]] world famous post-camp AIM [[WMACS Chatroom|chatrooms]]) |
| - | + | <br>Tim: Yea, camp is so cheap this year | |
| + | <br>Tim: We don’t even get bien dan | ||
| + | <br>Barry: It’s bien dang, idiot | ||
| + | <br>Tim: Hey if Cynthia got married to Dan | ||
| + | <br>Tim: He’d be Dan Bien! | ||
| + | <br>[[Frances Wang]]: Wait a minute... | ||
| + | <br>Frances: It would be Cynthia Chen | ||
| + | <br>Frances: Not Dan Bien | ||
| - | Stupid Tim Thing # | + | '''Stupid Tim Thing #8:''' |
| - | ( | + | <br>(In the lounge before bedtime one day. All are in their sleepwear) |
| - | Tim: Hey | + | <br>Tim (Noticing [[Felicite Chiang|Felicite Chiang’s]] Black Crowes night shirt): Hey, are they like the Counting Crows, but black? |
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| + | '''Stupid Tim Thing #9:''' | ||
| + | <br>(Tim, Mokyi, Wilson, Irene, and Daphne are JCREW looking at boxers) | ||
| + | <br>Tim: Hey Wilson, these boxers have holes in them! They are just like the Gap boxers I'm wearing! | ||
| + | <br>Wilson: Tim, um, you know what those holes are used for right? | ||
| + | <br>Tim: Yea Wilson, #2 right? | ||
| + | <br>Mokyi: Why Tim, Why?!?!?! | ||
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| - | TYang123: terry have you seen iron donkey? | + | '''Back in the day:''' (Yes, Tim has always been dumb) |
| + | <br>Terry: Blair's Magnet Program at work | ||
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| + | <br>TYang123: terry have you seen iron donkey? | ||
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CHINK a NaToR II: tim should xi a donkey's jiji | CHINK a NaToR II: tim should xi a donkey's jiji | ||
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dancebabe173: tim's an idiot | dancebabe173: tim's an idiot | ||
GoT sHao BiNg: wei se muh tim zhe muh BUn? | GoT sHao BiNg: wei se muh tim zhe muh BUn? | ||
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Revision as of 03:09, 3 August 2006
Stupid Tim Things 2002: Silly quotes made by Tim Yang during and after WMACS 2002:
Stupid Tim Thing #1:
"Gasoline smells like ice cream"
Stupid Tim Thing #2
"Maybe we’re all so sore because the beds are stiffer because there’s more gravity on the 4th floor"
Stupid Tim Thing #3:
Daniel Chen: I give swimming lessons for $40 an hour
Tim: Dan, can you swim?
Stupid Tim Thing #4:
(Cars coming towards us out from a road, do not enter sign facing us)
Tim: Hey wait, but the sign says "Do not enter!"
Stupid Tim Thing #5:
(Tim, Kevin Fang, and Quentin Tai helped load stuff into a car.
Tim asks for and gets the keys from Chester Tung's dad. He looks at the keys)
Tim: Hey, sweet, I got the Master Key!!!
Kevin: ...Tim...Master is the brand...
Stupid Tim Thing #6
(Tim and Jeffrey Ian Chen had just been pranked, and some valuables (Gio: $47; Left Volleyball shoes: $100; Raping the muthaf**** who took my BoA*: priceless) had been taken. Later that day:)
Mok-yi Chow: Do you know anything about the people that pranked you?
Tim: No, but I'm pretty sure it happened today
Ian: Tim, you just pulled a Tim.
Stupid Tim Thing #7:
(In one of Barry Huang's world famous post-camp AIM chatrooms)
Tim: Yea, camp is so cheap this year
Tim: We don’t even get bien dan
Barry: It’s bien dang, idiot
Tim: Hey if Cynthia got married to Dan
Tim: He’d be Dan Bien!
Frances Wang: Wait a minute...
Frances: It would be Cynthia Chen
Frances: Not Dan Bien
Stupid Tim Thing #8:
(In the lounge before bedtime one day. All are in their sleepwear)
Tim (Noticing Felicite Chiang’s Black Crowes night shirt): Hey, are they like the Counting Crows, but black?
Stupid Tim Thing #9:
(Tim, Mokyi, Wilson, Irene, and Daphne are JCREW looking at boxers)
Tim: Hey Wilson, these boxers have holes in them! They are just like the Gap boxers I'm wearing!
Wilson: Tim, um, you know what those holes are used for right?
Tim: Yea Wilson, #2 right?
Mokyi: Why Tim, Why?!?!?!
Back in the day: (Yes, Tim has always been dumb)
Terry: Blair's Magnet Program at work
TYang123: terry have you seen iron donkey?
CHINK a NaToR II: tim should xi a donkey's jiji XSwBladeX: Tim Hao Bin kfang 910: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIN10DO97: tim is DuMbSor dancebabe173: tim's an idiot GoT sHao BiNg: wei se muh tim zhe muh BUn? Bold text
