Haganah AZA (GMR)
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Haganah AZA #2379 or Haganah for short is an AZA chapter located in Skokie, Illinois. It serves the suburbs of Skokie, Evanston, Wilmette, Lincolnwood, and Glencoe, an area that is collectively known as Skevanstonettewoodcoe, around Chicago as part of the Great Midwest Region. Its chapter mascot is Scooby Doo and its chapter colors are black and silver. Its website is haganah.webs.com
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Leadership
Chapter Officers
- Aleph Godol: Alex "Sincy" Sincere
- Aleph S'gan: Josh "No drinks" Whitsil
- Aleph Moreh: Ross "Look at me I'm Ross" Drucker
- Aleph Shaliach: Daniel "Chief Minister of Coolness" Thirman
- Aleph Mazkir: Judah "Give me my green pen" Schvimer"
- Aleph Gizbor: Yoni "Better yet Wacka Flacka" Solomonow
- Aleph Sopher: Jon "Not Here"Soifer
- Aleph Kohen Godol: Eric "Biggie" Miller
Berater
"'David Lager"' ist einer der hagana Berater. Er ist ein freiwilliger, der seine Zeit um zur Interpretation BBYO Politik als auch die Arbeit mit dem gewählten die Kapitel. David betreut eine Mehrheit von Kapitel Ereignisse und steht als Ressource und Mentor zu allen hagana Mitglieder.
History
Haganah has a history of being complete penises. It is said that no one in all BBYO inc. enjoys hanging out with Haganah. Since 1993, the chapter has been a virtually annual Henry Monsky Honor Roll award winner. and at International Convention 2001, Chapter Aleph Joshua Garfinkel was elected Grand Aleph Godol. It has been said that everyone in Haganah highly enjoys sucking on large penises :). They also enjoy titty fucking one another almost every day. In addition to this, Haganah won GMR's Invite competition for the eleven years prior to 2009, when the judges thought that Haganah was too good and would never be beaten, so they let another chapter win. Because of these reasons and many more, Haganah is widely known as the undisputed most annoying chapter in the history of GMR.
