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Flash Chaos

Written by Anugal, June Days, TechFlash1, Metsguy234, AndrewG1999, IShareMahKnowledgeWisely, Zeferjeckl, and Theawkwardalpha

Directed by June Days

Transcribed by TechFlash1 for wikiHow.com and wikiAct

Prologue

(Opening shot: an overhead view of a laboratory in a dense forest at almost sunset. Smoke pours from a chimney. Zoom in very slowly and cut to inside the lab; A crazy haired scientist is monitoring a bank of TV screens. Cut to him.)

Scientist: (In a raspy voice) Red 6! Do you have the ingredient?

(A black shadow of a tall figure behind him nods, and the scientist picks up a comlink.)

Scientist: Begin phase 2. (Turns to the shadow.) Go report to our boss. (The figure slips away and the scientist turns back to the TV screens.)

Voice from the comlink: Are you outside yet?

Scientist: Give me two minutes to set up everything. This has to work perfectly or…(stops) Never mind. Get ready to fake attack.

Voice from the comlink: Very well.

(The scientist walks out of our view. Cut to the outside of the lab. The sun is now half behind the distant mountains, and the forest surrounding the lab looks darker. The scientist walks out of the steel double door entrance, passes a black and light orange-brown helicopter, and sits down on the front step. Close up on him. He glances around quickly, sighs, and pretends to act like he has lost his helper.)

(As he begins to fake weeping, the camera pans across to the trees on his left. We can see a shadow among the trees getting ready to leap. Cut back to the scientist.)

Scientist: (whispering) Get on with it, JBMG!

(A fat figure crashes through the undergrowth, waving a big hammer-like weapon. This is Flarckjack, code-named Jim Bob McGee, who was the voice we heard through the comlink.)

Jim Bob McGee: I have arrived! I will bombard you all with sex, bad language, images (that are bad), and I will be entirely offensive towards other people/races!

(Cut to the shadow we saw earlier. It springs out of the trees and runs toward Jim Bob.)

June Days: (snapping fingers in a sassy manner) Oh no you didn't!

(As the two of them face off, the scientist gives a small, but evil chuckle, gets up, and runs toward the helicopter parked by the lab.) Scientist: (as he climbs onto the helicopter) Let the chaos begin!

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