How to Act Like a Vampire

Acting like a Vampire isn't easy. But you want this. But you don't know how. Read this article and you will know how!

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To act like a vampire you should look scary and serious. Don't smile or laugh. Unless, of course, it calls for it in a script, or if it's an appropriate time.
Dress like a vampire. Wear black clothes, a dark cloak (Cape). You can wear red but not too much! Wear a red belt!
Sleep in the morning and wake-up at the night! Don't be seen in the morning!
Vampires hate the light, to make it overdramatic (Which you should always do.) if you're ever in the light.
Color your hair dark. Like black!
Be strange.

Try drinking apple juice (because it's a red drink).
Try to not eat garlic, (This is very easy to do, for some people, the taste is overpowering, so it's good for convincing matters.) this will be convincing to people because vampires hate garlic.