User:Another n00b/The MMORPG article for Illogicopedia

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A MMORPG is an unpaid, expensive, hard, boring, tiring and drama-generating job. The whole sense of MMORPG is that you pay to become fat and to keep your virginity. There are many different types of MMORPG which everyone knows, such as World of Warcraft, War of Worldcraft, Runescape and EVE Online, among others. Then there are the "life-simulators", such as Second Life. Then you've got the somewhat different, often text-based online games such as MUD, MUCK, MUSH, MOO, Battle.net, Gaia Online, and others ( which probably don't exist anymore ). The title of second life is somewhat inaccurate, because it implies that the user had a first life as well as his game progress on the "game". However, if they have enough free time to pretend to be an anorexic woman ( even though they're probably middle-aged men ) or a fucking fox, then clearly this isn't the case.

[edit] The average MMORPG

Template:Main One of the most popular MMORPGs is World Of Warcraft, which has a forum. The inhabitants of the WoW forums are also among the most chronically illiterate losers on the face of the planet. In fact, WoW players are considered to be so horrible that even other MMO players spit on them. And that's just the tip of the iceberg...

[edit] The average early 90's text-based MMORPG

This is an actual log from a text-based game MUD. It's like Zork, exept zork didn't have any cybersex commands. There is only one good text-based MMORPG, and that doesn't even follow this format in a way. Seriously, would you want to play this shit?

> You(25)attack IPoopMyPantsOnWensdays(25) with '''Uber Nunchucks'''.
> IPoopMyPantsOnWensdays(25) is now dead.
Look (!)
> You examine the trolls as they advance towards you and proceed to strip bear the corpse before you can. And then they come after you.
> You scream for 18 hours.
 > ***You have died***
>All your items have been dropped where you died. This means they'll be raided by hungry noobs!
Restart (4)