Storyline
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This page is for the complete story summary of Wefight. Not all details of everything that happened are included, but it gives the main idea of what happened.
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[edit] Starter Plot
Wefight began with MyNameIsKooky and Nobody getting hamburgers (which were later revealed to be Paheet Burgers). They ate half of it, then got interrupted by a Mutant Sock. Several other baddies came immediately after it including the Ninja, Evil Trap Door, MyNameIsKooy and Woodchuck. Fighting the antagonists with the help of many other protagonists including Blast!10, Qloof, stinky2, Sammy_P, Sammy_Bro and LittleZbot, MyNameIsKooky and Nobody managed to ward off the evil forces.
Wondering what the bad guys wanted, why they were doing it, and where they were coming from, MyNameIsKooky and Nobody prepared to head out on a journey when Nobody was defeated by a wave of more enemies. Nobody was then revived as a zombie and went on a brain-eating spree. Nobody ate a brain that materialized from the sky which gave him Explosion Power, making him even more dangerous. He made billy bob his slave. MyNameIsKooky went into hiding in his hideout and researched MyNameIsKooy while he waited for some sort of end for the Zombie Nobody incident.
While MyNameIsKooky and his friends attacked Zombie Nobody to no avail, Doctor Rabbit appeared. Doctor Rabbit is quite dangerous to Wefightians - everyone on Planet Wefight thinks brushing their teeth is boring. However, when Zombie Nobody ate Doctor Rabbit's magic toothpaste, he became normal again and happily got to keep his superpowers. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody finished off the rest of the nearby enemies and chased Doctor Rabbit through a Portal to an alternate universe.
After defeating Doctor Rabbit, an Insane Party Hat lodged itself onto Nobody's head, causing him to go insane. MyNameIsKooky, attempting to make a joke since he wasn't very smart at the time, said, "Nobody! Blast off to Planet Sanity! Boarding, NOW!" Unaware that was literal, MyNameIsKooky and Nobody appeared back in Wefight's universe on Planet Sanity. An inhabitant of Planet Sanity, MONSTER SANITY THING, appeared and made Nobody sane, but randomly turned evil immediately after. Once defeating the MONSTER SANITY THING since it was evil, the universe became insane because the creature that contained the sanity was defeated.
MyNameIsKooky and Nobody went back down to Planet Wefight and landed in a random town to see how things were faring - it wasn't very sane at all. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody were the only remaining lifeforms in the universe that were still sane, and they had to do something about it.
MyNameIsKooky checked the Enclosed Instruction Guide (sometimes just referred to as "the Guide") for a solution and found a page saying "MONSTER SANITY THING keeps the universe sane. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody go to Planet Sanity and defeat MONSTER SANITY THING later on in wefight. The universe would now turn insane for all eternity AND IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT! MYNAMEISKOOKY AND NOBODY MUST PAY!" Panicking, MyNameIsKooky quickly kept looking through the Guide and found another page mentioning "To get the universe back to normal, first you must find the Magic Doorknob." MyNameIsKooky told Nobody about the Magic Doorknob, and they split up to look for it.
Several humorous events occurred such as MyNameIsKooky falling into the Sewers through the Magic Trashcan, Nobody building a rouge and explosive COOL DEVICE using a lime, a lemon, a straw, and a lunchbox, MyNameIsKooky walking into Doctor Rabbit's dentistry where Doctor Rabbit somehow got revived, and MyNameIsKooky finding an Interesting Thing with Teleportation guarded by Unlucky Napkins.
After failing to find the Magic Doorknob, MyNameIsKooky and Nobody met up again. The COOL DEVICE, claiming the Interesting Thing as its friend, got very fond of it. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody attempted to get rid of the COOL DEVICE, but the Interesting Thing got angry and began the countdown to destroy the Magic Doorknob. Summoning the Magic Doorknob from thin air, the Interesting Thing prepared to crush the Magic Doorknob with a giant green apple of doom. However, Nobody managed to defeat it by sticking it in a pie.
Nobody grabbed the Magic Doorknob and its power was released. It glowed, it grew, and it turned into a duck! The universe went back to normal, except Nobody was attacked by a huge gang of Cannibals! Nobody checked the Enclosed Instruction Guide and saw that it said "The Magic Doorknob also curses the user, making him forever doomed to fight an endless gang of cannibals. Nobody has paid the price of creating insanity. YOU'RE NEXT MYNAMEISKOOKY!!!" Nobody, in a panic, threw the COOL DEVICE towards the cannibals. It refused to explode.
In attempt to lift the curse, Nobody tried to find the duck that the Magic Doorknob turned into and went on a mad duck-defeating spree. The Enclosed Instruction Guide hindered Nobody several times in the process. MyNameIsKooky watched when suddenly a Random Genie from Egypt appeared in front of him. "IT IS WRITTEN, THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION GUIDE IS EVIL," the Random Genie said before randomly exploding into nonexistance. Informing Nobody that the Guide was evil, MyNameIsKooky ran and helped attack the swarms of ducks. MyNameIsKooky was confused by the sudden rise in duck population. What had happened?
After a bit of chasing, the Enclosed Instruction Guide escaped from Nobody's hands. Nobody chased after the Guide while MyNameIsKooky continued to look for the Magic Doorknob. LittleZbot came to help and caught a fake doorknob and made it his slave, who became the Knob we know today. Continuing to chase the real Magic Doorknob outside, there was a massive storm of strange items. Quickly taking shelter just as he caught the Magic Doorknob, MyNameIsKooky waited under a flying beanie bag for the storm to end.
After trapping Nobody inside of a Metacube, the Enclosed Instruction Guide got away. MyNameIsKooky found the Metacube and managed to get Nobody to find a secret switch to get out of the Metacube. Once Nobody got out of the Metacube, the storm ended, but a giant robot controlled by the Enclosed Instruction Guide came out of the ground just as they thought they were safe.
The giant robot grabbed MyNameIsKooky and held him while Nobody attacked the Magic Doorknob and fought off approaching cannibals. MyNameIsKooky cried for help, and the response was a large Cherry Bomb that fell from the sky. However, it harmlessly rolled off of the robot's head without exploding. Grabbing the Magic Doorknob out of Nobody's hands, it unleashed its power upon itself. This caused it to turn into a duck. MyNameIsKooky fell down to the ground barely missing a container of Bad Diet Pills which will be important later on. MyNameIsKooky realized that the Magic Doorknob had the power of turning things into ducks which explained the large duck population in the town.
Nobody agreed to flee before the duck changed back into a giant robot, but he was immediately carried away by a group of cannibals. MyNameIsKooky chased after the cannibals, but he was stopped by an EVEN BIGGER ROBOT COVERED BY DEADLY SPIKES. "This robot is smarter, and I'll be watching him to stop him from doing stupid stuff. Break a leg. MWAAAHAAAHAAA," said the Enclosed Instruction Guide. Just then, the giant Cherry Bomb began it's "KABOOM!!!" sequence. The second giant robot fled in worry of being destroyed. MyNameIsKooky caught up with the cannibals and tripped over a conveniently placed twig and flew into them, defeating them.
The giant robot returned and saw Nobody, who threw the Magic Doorknob at the giant robot, defeating it and all of the cannibals. Angry, the robot crushed Nobody. "You should have read page 667! I AM THE CREATOR OF EVERYTHING BAD IN WEFIGHT," said the Enclosed Instruction Guide's voice. MyNameIsKooky attacked Nobody with Volvic Revive, reviving him, of course.
"Who knew that all evilness was created by an instruction guide?! Now you go SPLAT. YOU KNOW. HAHAHAHAHAHA!" The Enclosed Instruction Guide said. MyNameIsKooky responded with, "SPLAT!" Apparently, that was the robot's password, and it caused the robot to shut down. The Enclosed Instruction Guide, angry about his failed robots, fled, chased by MyNameIsKooky and Nobody.
MyNameIsKooky and Nobody hopped into a random rocket and chased the Enclosed Instruction Guide using it. MyNameIsKooky and Nobody pressed random buttons in attempt to catch and damage the Guide. However, one button caused MyNameIsKooky and Nobody to get warped into the past back when the Mutant Sock appeared. They then got warped back and forth between the past and the present and eventually ended up on the Desert Planet that had one of the Guide's trashed robots who fought MyNameIsKooky and Nobody. Immediately after Recycled Robo was defeated, it began to rain worms and hamburgers. Nobody had an idea of going to the past to defeat the Guide. Searching for a way out, MyNameIsKooky and Nobody found a time machine guarded by the Time Elephant. After an ordeal with the Time Elephant, MyNameIsKooky and Nobody managed to get through to the past.
In the past, MyNameIsKooky and Nobody dropped through the Evil Trap Door and found a door to the Guide's lair. Interacting with various different time instances of themselves, they managed to make their way down the Guide's elevator shaft and into the central area of the Guide's lair.
Thinking they massively outnumbered the Guide with nine undefeated instances, they were mistaken. The Guide foresaw their arrival and made himself stronger, becoming the Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide Deluxe Autographed Edition. Several attempts to deduct the Mega Guide's HP didn't fare too well, although Nobody found the autograph page labeled "Jeff Bobblebrain" and he tore it out to remember the name as well as knock the "Autographed Edition" part out of the Mega Guide's name. However, the Mega Guide took a pencil and wrote a new autograph page, healing his name and his lost HP.
As LittleZbot entered the room and played out a random lightsaber duel against the Mega Guide, bluish glowing socks fell on MyNameIsKooky. Nobody used his special attack, the PATOOIECHEETA, and knocked out the Mega Guide's autographed page and pencil once more. The time-travelling Nobodies used several different attacks on the Mega Guide, and after MyNameIsKooky had gotten out of the blue glowing sock pile and used a Swift Sock, the Mega Guide had lost its Deluxe pages and its name had been reduced to Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide.
Immediately afterwards, MyNameIsKooky randomly appeared in different spots in the room, and discovered he had gained Teleportation powers from the blue glowing socks, allowing him to instantaneously travel from one spot to another! The Reinforced Mega Enclosed Instruction Guide turned everyone into small pieces of paper and put all of the time-traveling instances into a super paper shredder, completely finishing them off. MyNameIsKooky followed Nobody through a crack in the wall and found Random Dog.
After several attempts to free the Random Dog, Maxnick came and used his Nonexistent Powers to make the wall nonexistant. The Random Dog ran over to the Mega Guide and chewed on it, making it become Slightly Chewed Paper. The Random Dog left to its house afterwards where it was revealed to inexplicably have Room-Moving Powers. Nobody quickly tore up Slightly Chewed Paper to make it become Tiny Paper Pieces. In a last-ditch attempt to escape, the now torn-up Guide warped to a random location, which happened to be the Random Dog's house where the Guide got eaten by the Random Dog and Planet Wefight was rid of all evil for good... Or was it?
[edit] Transformo Plot
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[edit] Spooky Forest Plot
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[edit] Other Spooky Forest Plot
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