Movies
From Wall Of Losers
The movie party is one of the most basic forms of get-together in the group. This page is for movies made/watched and enjoyed by the WoL. Click here for the List of "Must Watch" Movies.
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[edit] Made by WoL
http://s614.photobucket.com/albums/tt227/tree-girl/WoL/?action=view¤t=MOV01100.flv (I'm going to see if there's a way to embed the vid on here...I don't know the code offhand...)
[edit] Ass Daddy
video on Holly's cell phone that consists of a shot of a painting of Jesus with someone making angelic singing noises, and then several hands, each with a different form of hand covering (one being an oven mitt), picking Pat's wedgie. While the last hand (which is covered in a white glove and pulled over to look like a rabbit)is going in for the "kill" someone snickers creepily. The laugh is presumably Jenn's because she is the only one who can successfully laugh that creepily. It was filmed in a church at Melissa's birthday party. It should be noted that her grandfather was in the next room at the time. Since Holly's acquisition of a new cell phone, "Ass Daddy" has been lost forever. It's an unfortunate outcome to a potential revolution of cell phone cinema.
[edit] World War Two History Class Video
An...interesting...video made for a history class project. Holly played Hitler, FDR, and a bum. One of the scenes was accidentally recorded using night vision. During the "Hooverville Bum" scene, Nicole played a reporter and, of course, couldn't contain her giggling. So many retakes had to be done because of this and every time Holly did more and more ridiculous improvisation. The final result eventually made very little sense within the scene. The best, most last minute scene, was of course, the Barbie/Pearl Harbor scene where balled up bits of newspaper were used as bombs and, due to the fact that FDR's speech was so long, several Barbie's died multiple times. Scott's knees are clearly visible throughout the scene.
[edit] Run, Run You Idiots
A potential movie, to be made (probably just to be thought about) by the group. The full title being: Run, Run, Run You Idiots Even Though the Killer Will Walk Slowly Behind You and Catch Up So Now That I Think About It, Don't Bother Overexerting Yourselves Because You're Going to Die By the End Anyway.
- Kaylyn plays the killer/pizza delivery person
- Matt dies on a treadmill...and due to a low budget, when he dies, the viewer just sees pictures of Matt looking scared and dead taped to the treadmill
- Melissa dies trying to take a test
- Kelli can't remember how she dies, but thinks it may have been death by paint brush
[edit] Watched by WoL
[edit] Cursed
Our movie of choice at many gatherings. It was meant to be a horror film, but due to poor dialogue, a hole-filled plot line and lack-luster acting, it became humor in the "so bad it's funny" category.
[edit] Commonly repeated quotes
- "She's got a bony ass and fat thighs and bad skin!"
- "I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf."
- "Yay, go gay!"
[edit] Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Appreciated for the same reason that Cursed is. It's so bad it's funny.
[edit] Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Just about everyone in our group can quote at least one part of this movie, even if they've never seen it.
- A shorter, crappier, Spanish version was made for Kelli's Spanish class. Actors include: Matt, Jenn, Melissa, Kayla, Kelli and her brother Zach(who filled in for God, and the old man from scene 24).
[edit] The Boondock Saints
Nicole's biggest obsession (after Munson's Chocolates) which she made everyone watch at a Friend's Day gathering.
[edit] Spiceworld
A classic brought back for the benefit of a few who had never seen it. This particular film appeared at a small gathering in the summer of 2006. It will inevitably resurface in the coming months as the group is reunited, just to hear those songs one more time.
The best part was the two car ice-cream run (during which excursion Jenn missed the destination point at first -- an accomplishment, Cumbies is not one unladen swallow's flight away from her house and is definitely not equal to Gnazzo's because...given), immediately followed by the race back to Mel’s house. Kaylyn insisted on jumping out of Kelli’s moving car, and Kelli insisted on properly parking the car, invariably losing the contest.
[edit] Ribbon Dancing
A hilarious home-made movie (shown to us by Matt) featuring two ribbon dancers who have an interpretive ribbon dance-off.
[edit] Mean Girls
This movie should be mentioned simply because of the number of times we've watched it. It's Matt's personal choice at big movie parties if we're not watching Cursed.
[edit] Commonly repeated quotes
- "Danny Devito! I love your work!"
- "That's why her hair's so big, it's full of secrets!"
- "Boo, you whore."
- "There's a 30% chance it's already raining!"
- "Four for you Glenn Cocco, you go Glenn Cocco!"
- "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!"
- "You smell like a baby prostitute!"
- "I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him!"
- "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"
- "It's like I have ESPN or something"
- "I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
