Island, The

From Wall Of Losers

A fictitious situation stemming from senior AP English class, supposing that the group is stranded on a deserted island. A list was created of rules and people's island names. A boy from the class was given the title of pool boy, a reference to a skit from Mad TV (one of the few it seems that Jenn can stomach).

The rules included a break down of people's expendability. If there was ever a dearth of food, the most expendable person on the list would be the first victim of group cannibalism. And it was well-illustrated, too.

[edit] The Original Manuscript

It is believed that the original plans were destroyed to avoid them falling into the wrong hands. Hands that could possibly get Kaylyn, Mel and Jenn expelled, arrested or "sent away." It's a pity because some of the accompanying illustrations were hi-larious. Two words: "banana hammock."