The Random Fan-Fiction of Haruhi Suzumiya/Chapter 1
From Videoanimefanon
One "normal" day in the SOS Brigade's club room, Kyon and Itsuki where sitting at the table playing Chess, like any other random day. Obviously, the calmness wasn't going to last forever, they all knew that any second Haruhi was come slamming through the door with some new bizarre thing for them to do. And just when that thought crossed Kyon's mind, Haruhi did slam through the door, but with a serious and strict looking face. Kyon got up, and asked her why she was looking so serious, only to get a response along the lines of "The SOS Brigade is way too weak, that must be why we can never find anything! From today on, we're going to begin daily training!", all Kyon could do was look at her like she's stupid, all Itsuki could do is smile, as usual, and there was bit of silence as everyone in the SOS Brigade really did what they usually did when Haruhi came in and said something like that... Wait for her to say something else.
Haruhi explained that they would be taking a random member of the SOS Brigade down to... Just about anywhere, blindfolded, and they would only be able to come back when Haruhi called them on their cell phone and gave them the directions to come back when she thought that it'd been long enough, or if they called back saying they had found something abnormal. And with that, everyone picked a toothpick from Haruhi's hand, and whoever got the short one would be going. Too bad it took Haruhi a bit to realize that all their toothpicks where the same, and instead punished Kyon for "not telling her sooner" by having him go.
The main problem being, they planned to go somewhere by train, but none of them the money for train tickets, and for reason Haruhi insisted they all go with him. Right when Haruhi started to get really mad, Yuki said she had the money for four people to go, and Haruhi randomly decided that they would leave Itsuki behind, as they left Kyon mumbled "Lucky bastard...". Right afterward, they brought Kyon down to the train station(blindfolded, of course), went as far down on the line as they could go, than pretty much walked around mindlessly until they wound up somewhere none of them thought would be easy to find their way out of, and took off Kyon's blindfold, Haruhi told not to move until he thought that they where probably far away.
Not long later, Kyon started walking rather aimlessly, when he realized that they left in so much of a rush that he had forgotten his cell phone back at the club room. When it starts to get really dark, Kyon takes a break from trying to find his way back, and sits down on a bench somewhere, where he fell asleep. Soon, Haruhi realized that he had left his cell phone there, and started complaining about how hopeless he is, when Mikuru suggested that they should go look for him, Haruhi completely ignored her and ended her rant by saying that they would be forced to go and look for him, Itsuki now seems to have money for the train...
After searching for a while, Haruhi, Mikuru, and Yuki(Itsuki was once again excused) found Kyon, still asleep laying on a bench. The first thing Kyon noticed when he woke up, was first, that he was on the ground outside, second that Haruhi was shaking him around, and third that Itsuki was still absent, lucky bastard... Haruhi proceeded to lecture Kyon about how he was suppose to be training and looking for paranormal phenomenon, not sleeping. Eventually, Haruhi suddenly stopped talking, Kyon asked her what was wrong, and she said simply "Do you have any money?", Kyon said "No, you made me leave it at the club room... Why?". They couldn't get back.
To be continued
