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[edit] HELLO AND WELCOME TO VANDALPEDIA, THE ABANDONED INTERNET SHITHOLE ANYONE CAN POST SHITE ON. WAIT, YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD THIS ON YOUR IP TALK PAGE. AH, FUCK IT, A BIT OF REPETITION NEVER HURT ANYONE. IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIMENT WITH EDITING YOU CAN BASICALLY DO THAT ANYWHERE ON THE WEBSITE BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY RULES OR ANYTHING. IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON MY TALK PAGE. ALTERNATIVELY, YOU COULD GO TO MCDONALD'S AND START SINGING THE PARAGUAYAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. THAT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HELP IN ANY PARTICULAR WAY BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT? OH, SAY HELLO TO YOUR MILKSHAKE FOR ME. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A MILKSHAKE, YOU MIGHT LIKE TO EITHER MAKE ONE OR BUY ONE. THEN FILL IN A CONSUMER SURVEY ABOUT IT AND WHEN THEY ASK, "WHY DID YOU BUY THIS MILKSHAKE?" SAY, "BECAUSE THE INTERNET TOLD ME TO." THAT MIGHT BE AN INTERESTING RESULT. I'VE ACTUALLY FORGOTTEN WHY I'M WRITING THIS OR WHAT IT'S FOR BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP ME. IT NEVER HAS BEFORE. WAIT, NOW I NEED A SHITE. THAT'S STOPPED ME BEFORE. AND IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO STOP ME NOW. SO, UMM, HAPPY EDITING!

Hydraton31 05:20, 5 January 2015 (UTC)