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[edit] UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A SHITTY UNFUNNY PILE OF CUNTSTAIN. THEY MAKE A BUNCH OF RETARDED PRETEND JOKES AND GO IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY. WELL IF IT'S SO FUNNY HOW COME NO ONE EVER VISITS IT YOU BUNCH OF FUCKERS. COME ON! FUCKING ANSWER ME YOU SHITHEADS. I'LL FUCKING SHIT ON ALL OF YOU. REMEMBER, THERE'S NO FUCKING MODS HERE YOU TWATS. FUCKERS! WANKERS! CUNTS! BASTARDS! ARSEHOLES! SHITS! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU FUCKING WANT HERE YOU PACK OF SHITBRAINED WANKOPHILES. IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN YOUR SHITHEADED FUCKFACE OF A WEBSITE. YOUR WEBSITE IS A PACK OF SHITE! FUCK YOU! MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME WITH THAT BUTTPLUG IN YOUR ARSEHOLE YOU'D BE A BIT FUNNIER. INSTEAD YOU'RE TOO BUSY CUMMING ALL OVER YOUR OWN FUCKING FACES. YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING PERVERTS. IF YOUR WEBSITE'S SO FUNNY FUCKING LAUGH ABOUT IT. GO ON! FUCKING LAUGH! BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU BUNCH OF SHITCUNTS. YOU SHOULD TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY ON THIS WEBSITE. YOU'LL FAIL BECAUSE YOU'RE A PACK OF SHIT-EATING BITCH FUCKS. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY COMPLAIN TO THE MODS ABOUT ME. OH, WAIT. THERE FUCKING AREN'T ANY YOU BASTARDS. THIS PLACE IS LAWLESS. THERE'S NO FUCKING RULES SO I CAN SAY ANYTHING I FUCKING WANT TO YOU SHITCOCKS.

IN CONCLUSION, UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A PILE OF SHITE.