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[edit] THE CHUILDEENR OF MICKELBERG AWAS A SOME SHITY KIDS SHOW ABOUT WHO TEH FUCKS KNOWS WHAT? IT WAS JIST A PILE SOF SHIT OR SOMETHING BUT YOU WERE MEANT TO LEARN AOUT READING OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. BECAUSE THEY HAD A FUCKING BIRD OR SOMETHING. IT WAS BNASICALLY A PILE OF SHIT AND IT WENT LIKE "WHO THE FUCK IS KILLING ALL THESE FUCKING BIRDS? WAIT, THERE'S MAGIC PORTAL R SOMETHING. LET'S GO THROUGH THAT BECAUSE IT'S OUR DU==FUCKING DESTINY TO FUCK UP THE VEVIL EMPIRE OF SOMETHING WITH A BUNCH OF COMPLETE WANKERS WHO WERE EVIL FOR SOME REASON. OH AND THIS FUCKER WAS OLD BUT HE HAD MAGICAL POWERS LIKE E COULD OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE LOCKED. HE JUST SORT OF WAVED HIS HAND AND THE DOOR OPENED. IT WAS MEANT TO BE MAGICAL OR SOME THSHIT LIKE THAT. THEY NEVER HAD GAY SECKS IN TEH SHOW. OR AT LEAST NOT ON CAMERA. THEY DIDN'T IMPLY ANYTHING ABOUT IT ANYWAY. IF THEY HAD CHIPS HANDON WOULD HAVE PROBABLY GOT INVOLVED FOR SOME REASON. I DON'T REMEMBER OHOW OLD THE CHILDREN WERE BU T THEY WERE PROBALBY ABOUT 10 OR 8 YEAR S OLD OSR SOEMTHING. THAT'S PRETTY OTUYOUNG FOR YGAY SECKS/.. I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING ADLIB NOW. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE REST OF THE FUCKING SHOW. IF YOU WANT TO WATCH IT THEN IT'S PROBABLY ON YOUUTUBE. MOST THINGS ARE NOWAADAYS. WELL. EXCEPT PORN. THAT'S NOT YOUTUBE BTU YOU CAN DGO TO XVIDEOS. IT HAS PORN.