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Good luck faget I'm behind over 9000 proxies. like to see you come at me bro. I'm a master at shitting fire at people so you is already fucked. Also I'm 100% black which makes me a nightmare for people like you. You knew you shouldn't have even tried to fuck with me but it's already too late. At this moment, I'm loading my anus full of firecrackers and various other items that make things go boom. It actually hurts a little bit but I won't stop stuffing because in the end it's all gonna be worth it to see the look on you face when flaming shit comes flying in your direction. You'll try to duck but it won't do any good because I'm too quick for you. I'm too quick for anyone really, even myself. I shit myself quite often and I don't even see it coming. Have many a pair of underpants with burned holes in them. I can't help it so you really shouldn't make fun of me for it but you are already laughing at me. That's why I won't feel bad at all when you're burnt with my festering, disgusting, shitpile. You see, I'm a lot like a chimp. When I get mad, the shit starts flying. You're gonna regret ever having looked at me cross-eyed (Gotta admit though your cross eyed look makes me laugh so I peed a little), but that was really your first mistake. You should never have underestimated me. I'm a master of incontinence, so you probably should have known I was coming by the smell alone, but you're too busy sniffing coke and you've damaged your sense of smell. This is to my advantage as you will soon see. This is even a threat. It's actually a treat but also a promise. You have fucked with your last person with you idle threats. You will now see the consequences of your actions and those consequences will never be the same. I already backtraced your IP, so I know where you live. First step has already been completed. I hope you're ready. That is all.

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MIGHT AS WELL START USING COKE.