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Contents 1 I am actually doge 2 more faggotry goes here 3 Amber has syphilis 4 Hitler was your real mother 5 stop putting your penor in your butthole 6 My real name is Fuck Yoo 7 that was actually cocaine, not candy 8 TOPKEK 9 add to this faget 10 WHO IN THE FUCK IS AMBER? YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE SHIT LYING AROUND UNEXPLAINED LIKE THAT? THAT'S LIKE SHOOTING MICHAEL JACKSON AND THEN LEAVING A WALLABY TO GUARD HIS BODY OVERNIGHT! IT JUST MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE!! THIS WIKI IS NOT ABOUT WANKING AND PERVERSION, IT'S ABOUT THE OFFICIAL SECURITY COMMAND BUNKER OF DEATHWATCH NINE. I HAVE NEVER DONE A SHIT ON MY CIRCULAR BOLTS. 11 Goddamnit, I don't know what I'm even talking about! How can you expect me to explain anything? I'm pretty sure Amber was last seen chimping out on West Florissons 12 OFFICIAL DOCUMENT 13 I REALLY NEED A SHIT RIGHT NOW. 14 I BET YOU'RE A WANKER.

[edit] I am actually doge

[edit] more faggotry goes here

[edit] Amber has syphilis

[edit] Hitler was your real mother

[edit] stop putting your penor in your butthole

[edit] My real name is Fuck Yoo

[edit] that was actually cocaine, not candy

[edit] TOPKEK

[edit] add to this faget

[edit] WHO IN THE FUCK IS AMBER? YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE SHIT LYING AROUND UNEXPLAINED LIKE THAT? THAT'S LIKE SHOOTING MICHAEL JACKSON AND THEN LEAVING A WALLABY TO GUARD HIS BODY OVERNIGHT! IT JUST MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE!! THIS WIKI IS NOT ABOUT WANKING AND PERVERSION, IT'S ABOUT THE OFFICIAL SECURITY COMMAND BUNKER OF DEATHWATCH NINE. I HAVE NEVER DONE A SHIT ON MY CIRCULAR BOLTS.

[edit] Goddamnit, I don't know what I'm even talking about! How can you expect me to explain anything? I'm pretty sure Amber was last seen chimping out on West Florissons

[edit] OFFICIAL DOCUMENT

[edit] I REALLY NEED A SHIT RIGHT NOW.

[edit] I BET YOU'RE A WANKER.