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[edit] SHITTING OUT OF YOUR CUNT IS A HORRIFYING MEDICAL CONDITION IN WHICH SHIT COMES OUT OF THE CUNT INSTEAD OF THE ARSEHOLE. MOST SUFFERERS ARE BELIEVED TO BE WOMEN. WHEN THE SHIT STARTS COMING OUT OF THE ARSEHOLE, THE SMELL IS OFTEN UNBELIEVABLE. HOWEVER, IT USUALLY SMELLS OF SHIT. THE ONLY KNOWN CURE IS TO REROUTE THE PLASMA CONDUITS ON HULL SECTION FORTY FIVE VIA THE INTERLOCKING CONDUCTION CHAMBERS. ALTHOUGH RISKY, THERE IS NO OTHER POSSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION CAPTAIN. WHAT HAPPENS TO THE ARSEHOLE WHILE IT IS UNUSED (SINCE THE SHITE IS COMING OUT OF ANOTHER HOLE) IS UNKNOWN. KNOWN SIDE-EFFECTS INCLUDE HAVING A SHITTY CUNT, CUNT BECOMING LODGED IN THE SHIT, SHIT BECOMING LODGED IN TEH CUNT, CLASS FOUR ULTRADEATH (CLASS FIVE IN RARE CASES) AND HAVING A CUNTY SHIT. LEFT UNTREATED, THE CONDITION CAN WORSEN AND EVENTUALLY LEAD TO SHITE COMING OUT OF EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE ARSEHOLE. IN SUCH SITUATIONS, THE ONLY CURE IS BANK ROBBERY.