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[edit] JUST A COMPUTER YOU LODGE IN YOUR ARSEHOLE. IT'S NOT THAT EXCITING OR ANYTHING. I MEAN, IT'S BASICALLY A NORMAL COMPUTER BUT IT'S INSIDE YOUR ARSEHOLE FOR SOME REASON. IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE IT BEING THERE BUT IT STILL IS SO WHATEVER. PROBABLY IF YOU NEED A SHIT IT'S A PROBLEM BUT WHO CARES. NO SANE PERSON WOULD STICK A COMPUTER UP THEIR ARSEHOLE OR LEAST THEY WOULDN'T KEEP IT THERE LONG ENOUGH FOR NEEDING A SHIT TO BE A CONSIDERATION. IT'S ALL ONLY SOMETHING SOMEONE PRETTY FUCKED IN THE HEAD WOULD NEED TO CONSIDER. I MEAN, WHO THE FUCK WOULD STICK A COMPUTER UP THEIR OWN ARSE? FUCKING MORONS. I BET YOU'D DO IT YOU STUPID FUCKER. YOU'RE FUCKING THICK. FUCK YOU.