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[edit] I ONCE ATE A WHOLE CARTON OF MY OWN SHIT. IT TASTED FUCKING TERRIBLE. WHILE I EATING IT THE FUCKING SECURITY CAME AND STARTED BEATING ME UP. I WAS SCREAMIBNG AND BLEEDING AND THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE. AT THE END, TTHEY DRAGGGED ME AWAY AND LOCKED ME IN THE SHITTING ROOM. THERE WAS EVEN MORE SHIT IN THERE. THE SECURTIOTY LCOKED THE DOOR. IT WAS ONE FUCKING HUNRED FEET THICK SOLID STEEL. THAT'S HOW SECURITY MY SHIT EATING IS.