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Contents 1 TOP SEKRUT 2 CONFIDENSHUAL 3 wARNING! WARNING! 4 The information I'm about to divulge is very sensitive information so please handle it like a Supreme Gentleman. Do not remove your tinfoil hat. This part is essential to your mental health. So, basically The Mole People are actually the ones that control EVERYTHING. Please listen. This is not a joke. ELECTRONIC OLD MEN are not at the top of the chain here. I'm putting myself in DANGER just by passing along this information but I feel I have no choice at this point. I am the only one with the information and it can not stay secret forever. Don't ask for my name. For the purposes of passing along this information, I am going by the Code Name IRONCOCK. Unfortunately I am not able to divulge any more information about myself except that I recently started using coke and I am not an OLD MAN. Hopefully, this information will be enough. Now, I will tell you more about the mole people. They like to hang out in women's restrooms but they don't let men in because they don't like women. Recently they have begun to congregate underground in tunnels that are hidden from public view. They look unsuspecting but you must be very cautious should you ever approach one because they will threaten your life if you do not leave. Take these threats very seriously because they will kill you if they suspect that you know anything. They do have a tendency to repeat the same thing a few times, so just because you've already heard them say something once does not mean that you are in any less danger. The repeating words are actually their own code that you are too close and if they have said something more than twice you are in very real danger. You must leave right away or they will kill you. Don't be fooled if they try to get you drunk. You are not safe. Their MO is that they will get you inebriated and put you on the train tracks. If you do not wake up in time, you are fucked. Now, these Mole People are actually the ones in charge, as I was saying before. They have actually created the ELECTRONIC OLD MEN and they are the ones behind the wheel here. They thought that they had me fooled but I have been to their lair under cover as a Mole Person and I have seen their control station. They are the ones pulling the strings here. I watched them controlling the ELECTRONIC OLD MEN via a television screen and a keyboard. The Code they used to access the control panel is 11212123232121212121. At least that is the code they were using when I was down there. I was 100% black, so they could not see me. I am going back in a few days to attempt to gain more information about the Mole People. They have a a lair that has ambrosia and is in a warehouse surrounded by cameras and booby traps. I may not come back. If I do not return to update this, you will know what my fate was. I hope that the information I have given will be of some benefit to mankind. Signing off for now, IRONCOCK 5 P.S. WATCH OUT FOR THE KARKIAN 6 HOLY SHIT DUDE THIS PLACE IS LIKE WIKILEAKS.

[edit] TOP SEKRUT

[edit] CONFIDENSHUAL

[edit] wARNING! WARNING!

[edit] The information I'm about to divulge is very sensitive information so please handle it like a Supreme Gentleman. Do not remove your tinfoil hat. This part is essential to your mental health. So, basically The Mole People are actually the ones that control EVERYTHING. Please listen. This is not a joke. ELECTRONIC OLD MEN are not at the top of the chain here. I'm putting myself in DANGER just by passing along this information but I feel I have no choice at this point. I am the only one with the information and it can not stay secret forever. Don't ask for my name. For the purposes of passing along this information, I am going by the Code Name IRONCOCK. Unfortunately I am not able to divulge any more information about myself except that I recently started using coke and I am not an OLD MAN. Hopefully, this information will be enough. Now, I will tell you more about the mole people. They like to hang out in women's restrooms but they don't let men in because they don't like women. Recently they have begun to congregate underground in tunnels that are hidden from public view. They look unsuspecting but you must be very cautious should you ever approach one because they will threaten your life if you do not leave. Take these threats very seriously because they will kill you if they suspect that you know anything. They do have a tendency to repeat the same thing a few times, so just because you've already heard them say something once does not mean that you are in any less danger. The repeating words are actually their own code that you are too close and if they have said something more than twice you are in very real danger. You must leave right away or they will kill you. Don't be fooled if they try to get you drunk. You are not safe. Their MO is that they will get you inebriated and put you on the train tracks. If you do not wake up in time, you are fucked. Now, these Mole People are actually the ones in charge, as I was saying before. They have actually created the ELECTRONIC OLD MEN and they are the ones behind the wheel here. They thought that they had me fooled but I have been to their lair under cover as a Mole Person and I have seen their control station. They are the ones pulling the strings here. I watched them controlling the ELECTRONIC OLD MEN via a television screen and a keyboard. The Code they used to access the control panel is 11212123232121212121. At least that is the code they were using when I was down there. I was 100% black, so they could not see me. I am going back in a few days to attempt to gain more information about the Mole People. They have a a lair that has ambrosia and is in a warehouse surrounded by cameras and booby traps. I may not come back. If I do not return to update this, you will know what my fate was. I hope that the information I have given will be of some benefit to mankind. Signing off for now, IRONCOCK

[edit] P.S. WATCH OUT FOR THE KARKIAN

[edit] HOLY SHIT DUDE THIS PLACE IS LIKE WIKILEAKS.