MASTER IF UR OWN ASS

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R U MASTER OF UR OWN ASS?!!?!

CAN U STOP URSELF FROM SHITTING URSELF?!!

ASS JUICES!?!?!

BUTTTHOL!!!!!

WHAT IF SOMEONE STUCK A CUCUMBER UP UR BUTT?!!?! HOW OULD THAT WORK THN?!

ARSEMASTER!!!!