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Our story begins in a town called The Mythical City on the Hill. If you are scared, leave the page now cuz shit about to get sooper spooky. final warning. On the Mythical City on the Hill a baby boy named Bob Brown was born one Halloween night and he came out looking all wonkey like one of those really gross bigs that have pinchy things on their faces. So the kid was pretty much fucked since the day he was born. One day, his mother took him to see the village idiot, who happened to also be a wizard. Bob's mother, Davidia, asked the wizard if he could fix her kid so he didn't look like a bug anymore and the guy said he would but he had two conditions. First, he got to fuck Davidia becuase she was really hot. when he was done fucking her, he gave Davidia his second condition. each year on the aniversary of Bob's birth, halloween if you haven't been keepin up, he would become a cannibal and would go around eating every human that came into his path. Davidia agreed to the wizard's terms because she didn't want to raise a groce bug and she thought she could just lock him up on his birthday. what the wizard didn't tell her was that that wouldn't work and that Bob basically would have to eat 10 people on his birthday or he would die. So he ate people on every halloween until there were only a few people left on the city. Davidia didn't want Bob to eat her handsome husband, Marcus, who was a black man, so the locked Bob in on his birthday and prayed he'd not get out. well obviously the little fucker got out and she came home to find Bob had eaten her husband and a few other people. Unfortunately for her, he had only eaten 9 people and she was the last one left. so he ate her too. because he ate all the people in town he was a huge fat fuck and he ended up dying because there weren't any people to eat anymore so he died.. the legend goes that his gohst wonders through the hills looking for people to eat. so dont go there on Halloween or you're gonna be Bob food. the end