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[edit] EarLIer TodAY I FArtED And reaLised I HAD NEarLY SHITted MYseLF. So I WEnt TO THE tOiLEt And MY ArsehOLE ExpLODEd. It SPMeLLEd FuCKING AwfuL. It TasTEd EvenN WorsE> THer waas SHitTY Poop ButtfUCK AaLl Over THE FucKnig WAlLS aND fLoOrs AnD dors aND wINDOWs. THere was WVeeven SHit ON the TOILET ANd In Th eSIn. SOmeONE hAD ShiTTed IN aLl THe URnIALS As Wells. It HAs BEeN SHITTt.