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[edit] I AM THE SECURITY COMMANDANT OF THIS DEVISION. I HAVE BEEN EATING MY OWN SHIT FOR THE LAST TWENTY BILLION YEARS. I WAS ABORTED INT HE FORTIETH TRIMESTERN BY WALLACE MCFUCKERSON. FART BASTARD CUNT THE SIXTH PART OF MY PENIS WAS EATEN BY CLONIC POOP FUCK. PISSHEAD. YOUR PISS MAKES MY SHIT SMELL OF WANKER.