How to be a bastard

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1st get urself really hungry then eat all the food and then shit it all out and then scream oliikke a fucking maniac.

then when the rest of the restaurant r looking at u then you start throwing the shit at anyone thats looking. nthen the peopl will fight yu but u have to fight back harder and shittiier. remember, ur covered in shit and theyre not so its easir for them to fight.

soon the polifec willl shoe up an beat u up but iu have yo keep fighting them too and hucking the shit at them. all the time, eep screaming and hollering and going, 2""AAARAAAHAHAHGAHGAHAHHAHAHAH1!!!! " because that addgds to the smell of the hshitt going everywhere.