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[edit] GENERAL CUNTFACE IS A GENERAL WHO IS ALSO A CUNTFACE. THAT SHOULD BE PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS OR HE'D BE CALLED SOMETHING ELSE. WOULDN'T HE? STUPID FUCKER. GO FUCK YOURSELF. ANYWAY, GENERAL CUNTFACE'S UNFORTUNATE NAME HAS LEAD TO HIM BEING CALLED CUNTFACE MOST OF THE TIME. NO ONE KNOWS HOW HE ENDED UP BEING CALLED CUNTFACE BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SUCH A FUCKING STUPID NAME FOR A FUCKER. FUCKING PACK OF FUCKED UP FUCKERS PROBABLY CALLED HIM THAT. MAYBE THEY THOUGHT IT'D BE FUCKIG FUNNY TO SEE HOW HE COPES WITH BEING CALELD A CUNTFACE FORVERE. OH SHIT, THEY'D PRBOBABLY CALL THE POLICE IF THEY DID THAT. FUCK IT, LET'S NOT DO THAT THEN. WHAT DOES SHIT SMELL OF? PROBABLY OF ARSEHOLE. WHAT DOES ARSEHOLE SMELL OF? PROBABLY OF SHITE. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING ARTICLE ABOUT ANY MORE? STUPID TOSSPOT. FUCK THIS FUCKING ARTICLE, THE REST OF IT IS NOT EVEN GOING TO BE ABOUT GENERAL FUCKNIG CUNTFACE. FUCK GENERAL CUNTFACE. HE CAN GO FUCK HIMESELF. THE FUCKING WANKER. ACTUALLY HE'S PROBABLY NOT A COMPLETE WANKER. I'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING MET THE STUPID FUCK. FUCK FUCK! ARSE WANK BASTARD CUNT SHIT BOLLOCKS TWAT.