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[edit] EXCESSIVE WANKING OCCURS WHEN SOMEONE WANKS OFF SO MUCH THAT THE FRICTION BEGINS TO CAUSE FIRES. SUCH A RATE OF WANKING IS EXCEPTIONALLY RARE GIVEN THAT MOST PEOPLE CAN'T WANK THAT FAST. WHEN IT OCCURS, IT CAN CAUSE THE PENIS TO EXPLODE. THIS MIGHT CAUSE FATALITIES. IT CAN BE PRETTY DISGUSTING FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE WANKING AND THEN EXPLOSIONS AND FIRE. WHEN A WOMAN WANKS EXCESSIVELY IT'S USUALLY KIND OF OK. WELL, NOT REALLY BECAUSE THE CUNT CAN CATCH FIRE TOO. BUT THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY INSTALL A FIRE EXTINGUISHER IF YOU WANK THAT MUCH. IT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING YOU NEED TO TELL AN INSURANCE COMPANY AS WELL. THAT'D BE EMBARASSING. AND FUCKING WEIRD. YOU FUCKING WEIRDO. MAYBE TRY WEARING GLOVES WHEN YOU'RE WANKING TO PREVENT THIS. THAT MIGHT CAUSE MORE FRICTION THOUGH. THAT WOULD BE BAD. BLAAAARGGGHHHH!!!!


THIS ARTICLE HAS BEEN REVIEWED BY SOME WANKER AND HAS BEEN FOUND TO BE A PILE OF WANK.