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[edit] ACTIVATE EMERGENCY WANKING PROCEDURES! ACTIVATE EMERGENCY WANKING PROCEDURES!

HOLY SHIT SIR! THE EMERGENCY WANKING PROCEDURES!

EMERGENCY WANKPIT OPEN! EMERGENCY WANKPIT OPEN!

QUICK! GET OUT THE MANUAL OVERRIDE COCKS!

STANDBY FOR ORGASM CODES! STANDBY FOR ORGASM CODES!

HOLY FUCK! WE'RE REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO WANK OFF!

EMERGENCY WANKING CODE IS PENIS, PENIS, WANKSHAFT, COCK, COCK, FUCKERS, BASTARD, COCKS, WANKOPHILE, FUKFACE. USE PENILE HANDBOOK EDITION BITCHFUCK. PENILE HANDBOOK EDITION BITCHFUCK.

EDITION BITCHFUCK SIR!

AUTHORISATION FOR EMERGENCY WANKING IS PISSFUCK WANKBITCH SHITTY SHITTY CUNT.

HOLY SHIT SIR! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING! IT'S A REAL EMERGENCY WANKING ORDER!

AYE LAD, CRANK UP THE MOTORS FOR THE VIBRATORS, THIS IS ONE FOR MAXIMUM ORGASMS!

I'LL INSERT MY COCK INTO THE EXPLOSIVE COCK MASTURBATOR!

ALL RIGHT, I'LL PUT THE WOODEN DILDO INTO THE ARSEHOLE VERIFIER!

VALID WANKING CODES ENTERED. PENIS SEQUENCING COMPLETE. ARSEHOLE CO-ORDINATES ENTERED. ORGASMS IMMINENT!

PREPARING FOR FINAL MASTURBATION!

HOLY SHIT I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!

[edit] The code is 11121221213213123211122. Watch out for the Karkian though. Heed my warning and you might make it out of the bathroom alive