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[edit] CUNTHEAD MCGONAGLE IS THE HERO OF THE CHILDREN'S NOVEL: "FUCK YOU THIS ISN'T A FUCKING CHILDRTENS BOOK YOU MORON." IN THE NOVEL, CUNTHEAD MCGONAGLE GOES AROUND VARIOUS PUBS BECOMING PROGRESSIVELY MORE DRUNKEN AND VIOLENT. HE STARTS BY BEING LOUD IN ONE, COLLAPSING IN ANOTHER, BEING THROWN OUT BY THE BOUNCERS IN THE NEXT FIVE AND FINALYL STARTING A FIGHT IN THE LAST ONE. IT IS IN THS LAST PUB THAT CUNTHEAD MCGONALGE IS BASHED OVERTHE HEAD WITH A BRICK FOR SOME REASON AND THEN TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL BY POLICE. WHILE IN THE HOSPITAL HE CONTINUES BEING A DRUNKEN LOUT AND THE POLICE HAVE TO HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD TO SHUT HIM UP. THE TALE ENDS WEITH CUNTHAED MCGONAGLE BEING THEROWN INTO A POLICE CELL TO SOBER UP OVERNIGHJT. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS GET AS FUKING DRUNK AS UYOU CAN AND BE A COMPLETE CUNT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.