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[edit] CUNT BASTARD WONENKAN IS A SPECTACULARLY BADLY TRANSLATED ANIME. IF YOU THINK NORMAL ANIME IS TRANSLATED BADLY, THIS IS IS RIDICULOUS. ITS ACTUAL TITLE IS MEANT TO BE SOMETHING LIKE "GENTLE NEIGHBOUR WONENKAN" AND IT IS MEANT TO BE ABOUT THE DOINGS AND HAPPENINGS OF AN 80 YEAR OLD GUY WHO DOESN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING EXCITING. WHEN HIS ADVENTURES WERE TRANSLATED THOUGH, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING AROUND HURLING ABUSE AT RANDOM STRANGERS. WHEN HE SEES HIS FRIEND, THE ACTUAL LINE IS "HELLO THERE." THIS GOT TRANSLATED TO "YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT I'M GOING TO FUKING KILL YOU YOU SHITTY CUNTFACED BASTARD I HOPE YOUR ARSEHOLE GETS FUCKED OPEN YOU FUCKING ARSEBRAINED FUCKCUNT. FUCK YOU AND GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FUCKER." AND THAT'S JUST ONE LINE OF DIALOGUE. THE REST OF THE FILM WAS TRANSLATED ALONG SIMILAR LINES. IT'S NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR HOW THEY MANAGED TO FUCK THE TRANSLATION UP SO BADLY. THE ONLY POSSIBILITY IS THAT THE TEXT FOR THE TRANSLATION GOT MIXED UP WITH THE TRANSLATION FOR A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ANIME. OR MAYBE THE TRANSLATORS ONLY HAD A DICTIONARY OF SWEARING FOR SOME REASON. HOWEVER IT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED, THE MISTRANSLATION HAS SIGNIFICANTLY LIMITED SALES OF THE ANIME IN THE WEST BECAUSE IT WENT FROM A COMPLETELY BORING FILM TO AN M-RATED ONE. IT IS EXPECTED THAT TO OUTDO THIS MISTRANSLATION WILL TAKE MANY YEARS OF COMPLETE USELESSNESS.

[edit] SAW THIS FILM YESTERDAY. IF I HAD TO GIVE IT A RATING, I WOULD GIVE IT TWO THUMBS UP MY BUTT. ALSO IT WAS A PRETTY FUNNY PORNO IF YOU LIKE THAT SOFT OF THING. I KNOW IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY A PORNO, BUT IF YOU WATCH IT ENOUGH TIMES IT ACTUALLY SOMEHOW BECAUSES, OOPS I MEAN BECOMES, IT SOMEHOW. I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS BECAUSE I JUST DID LIKE 2 OUNCES OF COKE AND INJECTED 5 WHOLE MARAUJUANAS AND BASICALLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ARUOND ME RIGHT NOW BUT I REMEMBER THIS FILM LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY THAT I SAW IT. IT'S FUNNY WHEN THE OLD GUY ACCIDENTALLY WACKS OFF ON HIS OWN BUTTHOEL SOMEHOW. ACTUALLY THAT PART MIGHT HAVE BEEN FROM SOME OTHER THING BUT I THINK IT WAS IN THIS ONE BECAUSE IT WAS DEFINITELY IN THIS ONE. AND THIS OLD DUDE CALLS TEH LITTLE GIRL A MASSIVE FAGGET AND CUNTBLOSSOM AND SHE CRIED BUT I AM PRETTY SURE HE ACTUALLY ONLY MEANT TO SAY THAT SHE HAD POOP STICKING FROM HER BUMHOLE BUT THE TRANSLATION WAS WRONG EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS FUNNY IT ALSO MADE ME CRY A LTITTLE BIT BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEBER I'M ON A BUNCH OF DRUGS. ALSO THERRE WAS A PART WHERE THE OLD MAN FELL INTO ONE OF THSO HOLES IN THE GROUND MEANT TO BE FOR WORKRES TO CLEAN UP THE SHITTY SEWERS AND SHIT AND HE STARTS SCREAMING "OH GOD I'M CUMMING FINALLY MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISMAS" WHEN I THINK HE ACTUALLY WAS MEANT TO BE SCREAMING CUSRE WORDS BUT HEY DID THE TRANSLATION WRONG SO THAT PART WAS SO FUNNY I LAUGHED SO HARD I COUDLTN BREATHE AND I TINK THAT PART WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME SAD BUT I THOUHGT IT WAS FUNNY THAT THE OLD GUY FELL IN THE WHOLE AND STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT CUMMUNG BECAUSE HAHAHAHA IT'S LIKE YA KNOW YOU PUT IT IN A HOEL IAND THE HOLE MAKES YOU CUM. EVERYBODY LOOKDE AT ME WIERD AT THAT PART BUT I JUST STUCK MY FIST IN THE AIR AND CALLED THEM A BUNCH OF WANKBUCKEST AND TOLD THEM TO GO GET ME SOME MORE FUCKNG PIZZA BEFORE I CUMMED ALL OVER THEIR BEDS. 10 STAR MOVIE I THINK RATINGS OLNY GO TO LIEK 5 OR SOMETEHING BUT FUCK IT THERE ARE NO ENFORCEBALE RULES HERE SO KISS MY ARSE

[edit] ^B& FOR IMBLYING DERE'S NO ENFROCEABLE RULEZ